The Official "Jet Planes Are Effin' Boss" Thread

[JPolen01]

hold the f'ing phone. aside from Justin, none of you pantywaisted cockmuppets have so much as mentioned the A-10 Warthog. come on! this is the plane that deficates all over the idea of stealthy tippy-toe zoomie aerodynamics for those hair-product wearing Topgun types, instead preferring to horse around with a gatling cannon the size of a dumpster....sort of the equivalent of a giant 6 barrelled ballsack hanging from its ugly mug. half the wing gone? that's coo, most of the systems are triple-redundant, so we'll still make it home in time to get a good table at the mess hall.

Quoted because duh