The Official "Jet Planes Are Effin' Boss" Thread

[ScottyB]

hold the f'ing phone. aside from Justin, none of you pantywaisted cockmuppets have so much as mentioned the A-10 Warthog. come on! this is the plane that deficates all over the idea of stealthy tippy-toe zoomie aerodynamics for those hair-product wearing Topgun types, instead preferring to horse around with a gatling cannon the size of a dumpster....sort of the equivalent of a giant 6 barrelled ballsack hanging from its ugly mug. half the wing gone? that's coo, most of the systems are triple-redundant, so we'll still make it home in time to get a good table at the mess hall.

i daydream of this plane. i love that it has survived and will continue to, based on pretty much nothing other than brute force. i love that its 2013, and yet the best way to use this thing is to aim the entire fucking plane at something and pull the trigger, and behold the world disintegrating before you.

Trumpet of God

i hope i'm NEVER that close to the business end. :20 seconds in







doesn't care.