WTB: Grown-up Car

[Jake]

Hybrids are, financially, a bad move. And they all kinda suck.

You don't need AWD in Virginia Beach. I know, sometimes it rains, but trust me, don't bother taking the MPG penalty and limiting which cars you can buy because of that feature.

I like the A5's, and I like the new-ish E92 BMW coupes, but I guess I don't really know what you want. What do you want to DO with this thing? Just commute in it? Do you care about driving dynamics at all? Do you just want to have it be a big "wave my cock around and look at how awesome of a job I have" vehicle?

So far, all I can establish is "nice" and "good on gas." Which, to be fair, is a good start. But coupe vs. sedan? Do you care about the ability to haul things (hatchbacks are awesome for that)? Stick or automatic? Give us more to go on, and we can probably halp more.