10-18-2004, 02:51 PM
So, assuming there is a hell, here's where I'm headed:
Hrmm. I would have put myself in Limbo, personally, but apparently my appetite for the finer things has put me just inside Hell Proper. (Incorporated)
So, Abandon all Hope, and see what you'll need to pack for the infernal Weather:
Clicky-pow!
Of course, maybe I should just convert to discordianism, and not worry about the hole thing.
El Shaitan Wrote:Second Level of Hell
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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.
Hrmm. I would have put myself in Limbo, personally, but apparently my appetite for the finer things has put me just inside Hell Proper. (Incorporated)
So, Abandon all Hope, and see what you'll need to pack for the infernal Weather:
Clicky-pow!
Of course, maybe I should just convert to discordianism, and not worry about the hole thing.
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