Diesel E. Vice President

[CaptainHenreh]

HELLO HUNAMS!

ME LLAMO DIESEL. HA! THAT IS 'MY NAME IS DIESEL' IN NOT-ENGLISH. MY NAME IN CANID IS 'WOOFWHINEBARKBARKGROWL', BUT YOU CALL ME DIESEL.

I AM SORRY FOR GRAMMAR, ENGLISH NOT MY FIRST LANGUAGE.

THIS WHAT I LOOK LIKE:


SORRY FOR STUPID FUCKING EAR ALWAYS GET MESSED UP. ALSO SORRY FOR HATEFUL NOSE COLLAR MASTER PUTS ON ME NOW. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAATEFUUUUUULLLLL

BUT THAT WHAT I LOOK LIKE.

I WOULD BE GREAT VICE PRESIDENT FOR MM. I HAVE NO JOB EXCEPT TO SHIT & PISS OUTSIDE AND CHASE BIRDS. LOVE CARS, THINGS THAT FLY ARE FOWL ABOMINATION BEFORE DOG. HA! GET IT? SHIT AND PISS OUTSIDE NOT TAKE TOO MUCH TIME, ESPECIALLY WHEN RAINING, SO LOTS OF TIME TO DEVOTE TO MM.

I THINK WE SHOULD DO MORE BIRD CHASING, MORE SOCIAL EVENTS. CHANCE TO SNIFF BUTTS, GET TO REALLY KNOW EACH OTHER. MAYBE WHEN DIESEL GET TO BE VP, HE FINALLY GET TO DRINK BEER WHILE WRENCHING AND BUTT SNIFFING.

I LOVE MM FOR MANY HUNAMS PETTING & SCRATCHING ME. NOT SO SURE ABOUT CAR RIDES, BUT IF WINDOW DOWN, CAN START TO SEE ATTRACTION. REALLY WANT TO SEE CLUB GROW. BIGGER CLUB = MORE PETTING AND SCRATCHING FOR DIESEL, MORE BUTTS TO SNIFF FOR EVERYONE.

DIESEL KNOW I VERY YOUNG AND NOT GREAT COMMUNICATOR. ALSO NOT HAVE OPPOSABLE THUMBS, MASTER SAY THIS WHY I CAN NOT HAVE BEER. BUT THESE OPPORTUNITIES FOR GROWTH. BOTH FOR DIESEL AND HUNAMS IN MM.

VOTE FOR DIESEL.