02-02-2012, 07:55 AM
So, preparing for the arrival of the Gravel Express II (Tarmac Express? Porkchop Express?) later this afternoon, I had said that this rain today was "Perfect Subaru Weather" and that I'd be "drifting through stoplights like that Porsche commercial". My coworker had no idea what I was talking about, so I went and looked it up. You guys remember it:
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Anyway, awesome commercial, one of the best car commercials ever, but I realized...5.8 seconds to 60?
Ladies and Gentlemen, I am proud to report that we are living in the future. A Camry does 5.8 seconds to 60, and my new car (which I take delivery of this afternoon) beats the lovin' pants off of that.
Channing, I don't know how you survive driving around that 2002. Does that car even get to 60mph?
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Anyway, awesome commercial, one of the best car commercials ever, but I realized...5.8 seconds to 60?
Ladies and Gentlemen, I am proud to report that we are living in the future. A Camry does 5.8 seconds to 60, and my new car (which I take delivery of this afternoon) beats the lovin' pants off of that.
Channing, I don't know how you survive driving around that 2002. Does that car even get to 60mph?
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