Best MM Quotes of all time

[ScottyB]

grade-A lols with our beloved Rexy

me: whats that? you want to slow down? well you can die then. snap!
Rex: Dear Porsche, I took a turn to fast in my 930 and now I am in traction.
Love,
American

Dear American,
Slow in, Fast out.
Love,
Porsche
me: haha
Rex: Porsche invented rear mounted engines AND slow in fast out.
me: and lag, which is awesome
Rex: yeah.
me: wait, i have to earn the car's respect? it will try to kill me? yes, it will.
Rex: Dear Porsche.
I was driving my turbo 911 and at the apex of a corner my turbo came on and killed me dead. What should I do?
Love,
America
me: your balls must be this big to ride this ride
Rex: Dear America,
Keep it boiling.
Love,
Porsche
me: lol