07-22-2011, 10:30 AM
(10:24:23 AM) Rex: I wish the Panamera had come out 5 years ago.
(10:24:30 AM) Rex: Those are gonna be cheap as fuck and awesome.
(10:25:54 AM) Rex: Everyone is like "ZOMG it's terrible"
(10:26:03 AM) Rex: but to me I'm like "meh, where's the terrible again?"
(10:26:07 AM) Rex: Is the terrible in the v8?
(10:26:10 AM) Rex: in the bitchin brakes?
(10:26:13 AM) Rex: where's the terribel?
(10:26:41 AM) Derecola: all in the badge
(10:27:01 AM) Derecola: it makes people remorseful and feel guilty for liking it
(10:27:03 AM) Derecola: so they don't
(10:27:19 AM) Derecola: kinda like watching raped themed porn
(10:27:26 AM) Rex: that's exactly it.
(10:27:35 AM) Rex: "I am turned on, but dirty."
(10:24:30 AM) Rex: Those are gonna be cheap as fuck and awesome.
(10:25:54 AM) Rex: Everyone is like "ZOMG it's terrible"
(10:26:03 AM) Rex: but to me I'm like "meh, where's the terrible again?"
(10:26:07 AM) Rex: Is the terrible in the v8?
(10:26:10 AM) Rex: in the bitchin brakes?
(10:26:13 AM) Rex: where's the terribel?
(10:26:41 AM) Derecola: all in the badge
(10:27:01 AM) Derecola: it makes people remorseful and feel guilty for liking it
(10:27:03 AM) Derecola: so they don't
(10:27:19 AM) Derecola: kinda like watching raped themed porn
(10:27:26 AM) Rex: that's exactly it.
(10:27:35 AM) Rex: "I am turned on, but dirty."
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"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth