09-30-2004, 10:48 AM
Bah. I bet it wouldn't happen that way for me.
I'd just be written a ticket, and told if I didn't like it that I could come to court.
Shit, if I were in Shenandoah County, freaking UFO's could come down from outer space, pick up a Suburban with their 70's style tractor beam and drop it on my damned car, in front of hundreds of witnesses with camcorders, while the cop watched, and I'd probably still be written a ticket for something. 'Failure to avoid extraterrestrial influence while driving' or 'being young, caucasian and male while operating a motor vehicle' or something equally ignorant.
Anyway Navin, the fact you're alright is the important part. Sure your neck doesn't hurt? I'm sure that Siantz and Kirk would love a call from you...
I'd just be written a ticket, and told if I didn't like it that I could come to court.
Shit, if I were in Shenandoah County, freaking UFO's could come down from outer space, pick up a Suburban with their 70's style tractor beam and drop it on my damned car, in front of hundreds of witnesses with camcorders, while the cop watched, and I'd probably still be written a ticket for something. 'Failure to avoid extraterrestrial influence while driving' or 'being young, caucasian and male while operating a motor vehicle' or something equally ignorant.
Anyway Navin, the fact you're alright is the important part. Sure your neck doesn't hurt? I'm sure that Siantz and Kirk would love a call from you...
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