Best MM Quotes of all time

[CaptainHenreh]

"Paradise by Check Engine Light" OR "How I learned to stop worrying and love the HEMI"

Jeff: no longer supporting the economy of the motherfucking japs
Jeff: 300C homo
Jeff:quit worrying about shifting
Jeff: let the fatherland shift for you
Rex: lol
Rex:the irony
Jeff: true
Jeff:come on
Jeff:you know you want Mopar
Jeff:HEMI
Jeff:come on...say it with me
Rex: Honestly, I wouldn't mind.
Rex:IF
Jeff: HEMI
Rex: I could shift it myself.
Jeff: HEMI
Rex: But I can't, jeff.
Jeff: HEMI
Jeff: HEMI
Rex: Has that thing got a hemi?
Rex: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW
Jeff: YES!!!!
Jeff: I came
Jeff: I need to wipe up
Jeff: did we just cyber?
Jeff: I'm not sure I can look at you the same way again.
Rex: will you respect me in the morning?
Jeff: I need a cig