Rental Car Ruckus 2: Electric Boogaloo

[Jeff]

Ok Jake, let me suggest this. Pay the same amount they paid for a Toyota or a Honda...oh wait...YOU CAN'T. You were driving a van they purchased on a fleet deal for probably...I dunno...22K? "But wait Jeff! Toyota says I can get a base model van for $24!!!!" Ok, with a 4 banger, no stow-n-go...a real piece of shit. I fucking hate it when people judge a whole line of auto's and say "Step your game up" from a below base model rental. I'm not even saying you have to drive the top-o-the-line either. An SXT can get you all 3 power doors, 3.8L, aluminum wheels, and TWO TV's for around $30. I'm just saying, don't talk shit about a whole model based on the shit economy package.