03-17-2010, 01:20 PM
The bright side of getting Sexy Rexy? We're likely not getting Tebow in the 2nd round.
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Is that Berrian? I think heÔÇÖs triple-covered. You know what? Fuck it. IÔÇÖm throwing it downfield.
Yeah, I see Jones open on the flank. But fuck that. Dumpoff passes are for faggots. IÔÇÖm fucking Sexy Rexy Grossman. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I canÔÇÖt, I bet IÔÇÖll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my dick hard.
WhatÔÇÖs that? I should throw a quick slant? Fuck that. ThatÔÇÖs gay. Button hook? Gay. Flare out? Gay. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey gay. This is fucking football. You canÔÇÖt just expect wins to come to you. You canÔÇÖt massage that shit. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving shit out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? YouÔÇÖre a pussy. This ainÔÇÖt John Shoop running this offense. Sexy RexyÔÇÖs got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon.
Okay, IÔÇÖm throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Pats cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She fucking wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.
Oh shit. Looks like Samuel caught it. Again. Oh well. It still felt fucking great to throw that shit. Tell me that wasnÔÇÖt one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. IÔÇÖm gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that kid in wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? IÔÇÖm gonna nail him right between the fucking eyes with a Sexy Rexy fastball. Why? Because I can.
This is Rex Grossman weÔÇÖre talking about here. WeÔÇÖre talking 210 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. IÔÇÖm not just a gunslinger. IÔÇÖm a cumslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Rexettes that I am fucking out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe IÔÇÖll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then IÔÇÖm gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all itÔÇÖs worth. It tells them I throw like I fuck. ThatÔÇÖs how we do things in the sexy business.
Tell me youÔÇÖre not turned on right now. I am.
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Is that Berrian? I think heÔÇÖs triple-covered. You know what? Fuck it. IÔÇÖm throwing it downfield.
Yeah, I see Jones open on the flank. But fuck that. Dumpoff passes are for faggots. IÔÇÖm fucking Sexy Rexy Grossman. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I canÔÇÖt, I bet IÔÇÖll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my dick hard.
WhatÔÇÖs that? I should throw a quick slant? Fuck that. ThatÔÇÖs gay. Button hook? Gay. Flare out? Gay. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey gay. This is fucking football. You canÔÇÖt just expect wins to come to you. You canÔÇÖt massage that shit. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving shit out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? YouÔÇÖre a pussy. This ainÔÇÖt John Shoop running this offense. Sexy RexyÔÇÖs got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon.
Okay, IÔÇÖm throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Pats cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She fucking wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.
Oh shit. Looks like Samuel caught it. Again. Oh well. It still felt fucking great to throw that shit. Tell me that wasnÔÇÖt one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. IÔÇÖm gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that kid in wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? IÔÇÖm gonna nail him right between the fucking eyes with a Sexy Rexy fastball. Why? Because I can.
This is Rex Grossman weÔÇÖre talking about here. WeÔÇÖre talking 210 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. IÔÇÖm not just a gunslinger. IÔÇÖm a cumslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Rexettes that I am fucking out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe IÔÇÖll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then IÔÇÖm gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all itÔÇÖs worth. It tells them I throw like I fuck. ThatÔÇÖs how we do things in the sexy business.
Tell me youÔÇÖre not turned on right now. I am.
I Am Mike
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