Best MM Quotes of all time

[Ryan T]

monty (me)
stubbs (goodspeed)

montyp5000: there's my hot cousin
montyp5000: in the red
stubbs3k: good stalkin
montyp5000: lol, our other cousin (JT) is my fb buddy
stubbs3k: ah ok
stubbs3k: still, impressive
montyp5000: thanks buddy
montyp5000: i learned from you
stubbs3k: i wish I had a hot girl in my family, if for no other reason so that I could rest assured if I have a daughter she won't be ugly
montyp5000: dude, your mom was fuckin SMOKIN hot in her day I'm sure
montyp5000: shit I'd still prolly nail it
montyp5000: your kids will be hot
stubbs3k: ahhhhhhhh hate you
stubbs3k: they better be
stubbs3k: or in the basement they go