11-02-2009, 02:07 PM
Captain Murphy: Oh Alvis! We were gonna have a festival for you, with ham and pomp!
Alvis: Believer, you have forgotten the true meaning of Alvis Day. Neither is it ham, nor pomp. Nay, the true meaning of Alvis day is drinking. Drinking and revenge.
Alvis: Behold.
A flash of light, and all the eggnog turns to whiskey.
Murphy: It's a miracle! Truly an Alvistime Miracle!
Alvis: Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk! Then we shall find - and beat the asses of - the non-believers who ruined my feast.
Alvis: Believer, you have forgotten the true meaning of Alvis Day. Neither is it ham, nor pomp. Nay, the true meaning of Alvis day is drinking. Drinking and revenge.
Alvis: Behold.
A flash of light, and all the eggnog turns to whiskey.
Murphy: It's a miracle! Truly an Alvistime Miracle!
Alvis: Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk! Then we shall find - and beat the asses of - the non-believers who ruined my feast.