09-28-2009, 09:35 AM
-------------- How I figure the end of the game went ------------
"Coach... we've gotta get 6 points.. we're 40 yards out.. and there's 8 seconds left.. what do you want to do?"
"Trick play.. Throw it 20 yards, pitch it back to REL, have him pitch it to Betts because he's got such break-away speed and boom. 6 points."
"You don't want to just do a hail mary sir? Kelly has height on everyone."
"Don't you see! THAT'S WHAT XENU WOULD WANT US TO DO! They'll never see this coming!"
"Ok coach..."
Reporter - "Coach, what do you have to say for yourself after trying to pull a college level trick play as a desperate attempt to beat a team that was rewriting the book on how to lose?"
"There was nothing wrong with my play call. It was the execution. The players need to learn to execute."
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It's time to go, Zorn. I think it really is your play calling. You managed only 9 points against St Louis, and only 14 against Detroit. Fire Vinny, fire Zorn, trade Campbell (if we can).
"Coach... we've gotta get 6 points.. we're 40 yards out.. and there's 8 seconds left.. what do you want to do?"
"Trick play.. Throw it 20 yards, pitch it back to REL, have him pitch it to Betts because he's got such break-away speed and boom. 6 points."
"You don't want to just do a hail mary sir? Kelly has height on everyone."
"Don't you see! THAT'S WHAT XENU WOULD WANT US TO DO! They'll never see this coming!"
"Ok coach..."
Reporter - "Coach, what do you have to say for yourself after trying to pull a college level trick play as a desperate attempt to beat a team that was rewriting the book on how to lose?"
"There was nothing wrong with my play call. It was the execution. The players need to learn to execute."
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It's time to go, Zorn. I think it really is your play calling. You managed only 9 points against St Louis, and only 14 against Detroit. Fire Vinny, fire Zorn, trade Campbell (if we can).