What part of turn and brake signals don't you understand?...

[John]

i just got ran into in a parking garage, my horn blaring the whole time.

at least geico sucks fat fucking D and I have to go to one of their adjusters just to get an estimate

They might say that, but I'm pretty certain you can take it to the body shop of YOUR choice and have them arrange the estimate with Geico. The initial estimate is always low since there are so many people who end up pocketing the check.