The Zombie Preparedness Thread

[Mike]

My wife is not a doobie to be passed around

Don't bring her to the gangbang at VIR then.

I know of one MM wife that is rather fond of knives and if anyone tried to have their way with her they'd find themselves incapable of any future such attempts.

Fucking right I would. I keep a knife on my person at all times. Also, when Zombies attack I'm not concerned with anyone but myself, and Rex.

Whoa whoa kid! Way too much hostility! We're fighting against the zombie not the penis! This is why the wives need to make a separate base and arrange for their husbands to stop by for conjugal visits.

Good point Mike, I agree that any major city and surrounding suburbs needs to be avoided. Really, mountainous areas and back country like the Appalachians would be ideal because it's very unlikely any zombies will wander that far. Plenty of food, plenty of wood for fuel. Least likelihood for man-made compound, but we could find something. Some place like Montana with its super low population density / acre would work. Or even further north in Canadia. IF I had to stay in a metro area for some reason, I'd go for the richest part of the town and take over the nicest house I could find that was completely gated. At least I'd be living in style while zombies gnaw at the metal fence!

Problems here:
1. Appalachians are too close. After the zombies get through with the east coast, guess where they're going!
2. I would not want to go North. North = cold. Cold = need heat through winter. Heat = burning something. Burning = draws attention. THINK ABOUT IT.