03-07-2008, 04:10 PM
Alright you horny bastards, settle down. Things are already getting out of hand. Chances are the post-apocalyptic zombie femme-killers aren't going to warm up to you if all you have on your mind is ass and not zombie annihilation:
![[Image: resident_evil_extinction_milla_jovovich_with_knives.jpg]](http://www.bennadel.com/resources/uploads/resident_evil_extinction_milla_jovovich_with_knives.jpg)
One thing I just realized....VIR is on the east coast, near many metropolitan centers. Suppose the outbreak starts in the US; foreign nuclear powers may choose to microwave us to prevent the spread of the zombie disease, nuclear fallout would certainly make its way to Danville. In that case, may I suggest Luray caverns or the underground NORAD facility in Colorado. You think this door could stop a zombie horde?
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One thing I just realized....VIR is on the east coast, near many metropolitan centers. Suppose the outbreak starts in the US; foreign nuclear powers may choose to microwave us to prevent the spread of the zombie disease, nuclear fallout would certainly make its way to Danville. In that case, may I suggest Luray caverns or the underground NORAD facility in Colorado. You think this door could stop a zombie horde?
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Past: '94 Mazda RX-7 | '04 Lexus IS300 (RIP) | '00 Jeep XJ | '99 Mazda 10AE Miata | '88 Toyota Supra Turbo
My MM Movies - Watch Them Here