The Zombie Preparedness Thread

[ScottyB]

Scotty a *chainsaw*?

Seriously?

WTF are you going to do with that..

WTF do you think? i'm going to rip up some zombie ass. in the event i EVER have to get close to those bastards, i'm not risking swinging some blades or squeezing off rounds hoping to hit the head/neck. i'm simply going to lunge at anything near me with a conveyor belt of steel teeth spinning at a good couple thousand rpm.

as a bonus, i will be able to procure firewood when i'm up in the hills

edit: we're not talking lumberjack style either, just a small saw, something i can strap over my back.