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[Luke]

I just use the words that I normally use daily

that was my point cap'n brainiac

make yourself sound like an enormous douchebag.

So bollocks if you donÔÇÖt like it and call me anything you like, means nothing.

waaaaah! I know you are but what am I! Im rubber, you're glue!

Finished, or do you have some more brilliant quotes to offer? Were you the one who used to get a good kicking at school?

Either way the strongest possible advert for birth control.