07-13-2004, 11:37 PM
The Tc is not a bad car for the money.
You get an ass-load of features for the base price, and factory-warranty rice, if you're into that sort of thing.
But then it starts getting stupid. They're gonna need 18 inch wheels to fit around the 15 inch brakes that they have to have to stop their now-two-ton machines after loading it up with miscelleneous crap that serves no purpose save to make their high school buddies say "Yo, that is tyte!" and make neighborhoods go deaf from bass-tones and the 100 decibel diarrhea fart noises emanating from their "trick oval can" (to use the NAPA commercial venacular). And don't forget the naaaaaawzzzz so that they have enough power to merge without onto 81, talking on their digital-camera-equipped cell phone about the chick they banged last night, getting in my damned way so that I am forced to downshift and take agressive action to keep us both from meeting an untimely end.
On the other hand, I saw an Elise coming home yesterday. There is hope.
You get an ass-load of features for the base price, and factory-warranty rice, if you're into that sort of thing.
But then it starts getting stupid. They're gonna need 18 inch wheels to fit around the 15 inch brakes that they have to have to stop their now-two-ton machines after loading it up with miscelleneous crap that serves no purpose save to make their high school buddies say "Yo, that is tyte!" and make neighborhoods go deaf from bass-tones and the 100 decibel diarrhea fart noises emanating from their "trick oval can" (to use the NAPA commercial venacular). And don't forget the naaaaaawzzzz so that they have enough power to merge without onto 81, talking on their digital-camera-equipped cell phone about the chick they banged last night, getting in my damned way so that I am forced to downshift and take agressive action to keep us both from meeting an untimely end.
On the other hand, I saw an Elise coming home yesterday. There is hope.
1987 Oldsmobile Cutlass 442