Brain tickler if you're bored

[JackoliciousLegs]

sure I am, and I'm doing a better job at it than YOU.

Spoken like a true ignorant ass

You shouldn't be computing this stuff in your View, compute everything you need in the controller and give it to your view to display.

What are you using anyway?

I'm obviously working in a restricted environment where I have limited access to the data I need access to. I only have access to the view. The controller area is off limits to me. It's not a big deal. There's obviously an easy solution using conditional logic. I just figured it'd be fun to figure out a way to do it otherwise.