03-06-2007, 10:21 AM
A 5 door hatch is more than improper, it's indecent! Those little tarts strutting around with their five doors, just inviting people to "enter" them! They seem to just shout: "Just look how easy I am to get into, come inside me! Check out my interior appointments" If you ask me, these hatch-backed sluts have it coming to them.
1987 Oldsmobile Cutlass 442