02-06-2007, 03:42 PM
Slighty paraphrased since it was a few days ago...
RJ: If I was unemployed for a month I would get a lot of shit done.
Me: What, like buying more busted shit?
RJ: Better than what Andrew does, which is sleep and masturbate.
Me: I'm going to have to go with Andrew on this one.
Andrew: Yeah, at least I have something to show for my efforts.
Me: So has it stopped being fun yet?
Andrew: No!
Me: I was talking to RJ.
Then we all proceed to laugh at the strength of Andrew's conviction for masturbation.
You probably had to be there but oh well.
RJ: If I was unemployed for a month I would get a lot of shit done.
Me: What, like buying more busted shit?
RJ: Better than what Andrew does, which is sleep and masturbate.
Me: I'm going to have to go with Andrew on this one.
Andrew: Yeah, at least I have something to show for my efforts.
Me: So has it stopped being fun yet?
Andrew: No!
Me: I was talking to RJ.
Then we all proceed to laugh at the strength of Andrew's conviction for masturbation.
You probably had to be there but oh well.
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"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth