Feast of Alvis - MM Christmas & Turducken Party - Dec 9

[Mike]

i didn't put mashed potatoes on your wall, nor did i put pizza on your car. i may have put a pizza box, but no pizza. sorry, wrong guy; i think before i act.

I'm only going on what I was told by 3 other people when i asked "why the fuck is there potatoes on my wall". So, maybe they just hate you and making shit up. And you were definately involved in the pizza cheeze on the ITR incident. I was pretty pissed about that for a while because the shit took forever to get off the paint.

Mikey Rules FTW.

either (a) those people are retarded or (b) they don't like me. judging by attendance, i'd say there is a strong chance of (a). yes, i was sober. no, they probably weren't. and no, i didn't put pizza on your car. if you'd like names, i'd be glad to supply them, but i figured you'd just take my word.

wouldn't you think from all my bitching that i detest damage of people's property above pretty much anything else? AND i was sober. let's use our heads here.

yes, i was involved of throwing hershey's kisses, which is why i offered to stop by the following day to help clean up. how many people offered that?

AGAIN being reminded why i don't come out with y'all often... it's like facing a fucking jury every time i say or someone else does something.