life beyond state maintenance
#1
I spent Thanksgiving weekend at my parent's place in rural Rappahanock county VA. They live a few miles past the "END STATE MAINTENANCE" sign down a dirt road. Naturally, shit happens.

oh noes!
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I've gotten several comments from people who post here that the motor in my bike....
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is more suited to a tractor than a motorcycle.

I think therein lies a solution.
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The branches dragged too much, so I cut them off. And cut the tree in half.
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chugchugchugchug
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Can you hear the clutch crying through the internet? 4K+3/4 clutch engagement.
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I wish I had a picture of the cloud of smoke that came out of the clutch when I stopped at the top of the hill. The bike smelled like clutch the rest of the day.
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I proved you all wrong. R60/5's make woefully inadequate tractors.
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#2
All that trouble... man, I'd have just left the tree there.
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-Ginger
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#3
...or bought a chainsaw.
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#4
Funny stuff.
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#5
axe looked like it would have worked just fine
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#6
Apoc Wrote:...or bought a chainsaw.

You overestimate me. I would have just left the three there.
When it comes to Ryan Jenkins, the story ends with me putting him in the wall.

2009 Speed Triple | 2006 DR-Z400SM | 1999 CBR600F4 | 1998 Jeep Cherokee

-Ginger
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#7
"END STATE MAINTENENCE"

does that mean you can write on your tax return "END TAX PAYMENT" ?
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