The less you know, the more you make

[HAULN-SS]

Salary Theorem
The less you know, the more you make.
Proof:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.
As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time
And since Knowledge = Power and Time = Money
It is therefore true that Knowledge = Work / Money.
Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of
the amount of Work done.

[BLINGMW]

hmmm... that explains a lot. Like why all our customers that can afford $50k+ brand new boosty trucks have limitless idiocy.

[ScottyB]

Women take time and money: women = time * money
Everyone knows that time is money: time = money
By substitution: women = money * money
Something times itself is something squared: women = money^2
Everyone knows that money is the root of all evil: money = the root of all evil
By substitution: women = (the root of evil)^2
The root of something squared is something so: women = evil

i'm sure someone could figure out an equation representing the evil of boost as well