Im having way to much fun with this....
#1
yea i know im stupid but.....

this lady keeps calling my cell phone. english is obvioulsy not her first language, and she is asking for someone thats not obvioulsy me. She called 3 times in 5 mins. I told her she had the wrong number and to stop calling. By the 4th call i was like "YOU IDIOT STOP CALLING ME" and hung up.

well this continues and she is calling about 3 times every hour or so. so i decide to have some fun with this

I speak what little spanish i know and download a porn vid that I play loud as hell in the backround (all you hear is moaning, screaming, and dirty talking)

IM LOVING THIS.. and she isnt giving up
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#2
Thats sad... but pretty damn funny. :lol:
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#3
area code 209 (thats central califonia) deff dont know anyone there.

now im going to be like "california california no me gusto" then more sex noise hahahaha
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#4
Videotape it!!!!!!!
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#5
hahaha, that's hilarious!!!

just tell her, "mama la pinga"
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"We're all about exploiting women."
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TurboOmni08 Wrote:"We're all about exploiting women."

:? "we" as in NOT the club...
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Chris Wrote:
TurboOmni08 Wrote:"We're all about exploiting women."

:? "we" as in NOT the club...

LOL... Chris and his P/C. It was a joke from way back... I love the ladies.
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#9
Blair....have someone pop a balloon in the background next time she's on the phone. be like, "gah! someone shot me! my lung...the blood is everywhere, aaaaa...." then drop the phone on the ground and hang up.
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#10
its 10:15 she just called 3 times for a total of 6 mins of porn.. hahaha so much fun

im going to change it up now and do some farm animal noises
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#11
haha she's still calling you? how dense is this lady?

farm animal noises, i like it :lol:

ever hear Brak from space ghost? maybe play some of his skits since he sounds so retarded.
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#12
Coast to coast! Big Grin
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
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#13
que :?:
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