10 Commandments of Driving

[Hunter]

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The "Drivers' Ten Commandments," as listed by the document, are:

1. You shall not kill.

2. The road shall be for you a means of communion between people and not of mortal harm.

3. Courtesy, uprightness and prudence will help you deal with unforeseen events.

4. Be charitable and help your neighbor in need, especially victims of accidents.

5. Cars shall not be for you an expression of power and domination, and an occasion of sin. They should especially not be used to hand out free candy from a van.

6. Charitably convince the young and not so young not to drive when they are not in a fitting condition to do so.

7. Support the families of accident victims.

8. Bring guilty motorists and their victims together, at the appropriate time, so that they can undergo the liberating experience of forgiveness.

9. On the road, protect the more vulnerable party.

10. Feel responsible toward others.

So is it just me, or does anyone else think it's fairly silly that the Vatican issued 10 commandments for driving. Oh, and jeff should keep an eye on commandment 5.

[Mike]

stfu about #5... you added that... you had to have...

edit: phew, you did. is it sad that i wouldn't put it past religion to say something like that?

[Sijray21]

this is silly , but...

11. Take careful watch for motorcyclists.

[Hunter]

Of course I added it, it made me laugh to much not to add it.


12. Thou shall not give in to b00st rot.

[CaptainHenreh]

13: Though shalt be an ineffective and largely useless figurehead from a time when people were easily subjected and abused for your own personal profit.

[Andy]

13: Though shalt be an ineffective and largely useless figurehead from a time when people were easily subjected and abused for your own personal profit.

Wow. Don't make Feersty kick your ass.

[CaptainHenreh]

Whatever, the Pope's a joke. This kind of crap just proves it.

[Chris]

14. Thou shall laugh out loud each time you lock dem' shits up

[DierwulfBL]

I'm no pro on the bible and the commandments but isn't #1 a tad redundant? Or does it mean like don't kill a deer w/o doing 1,000 hail mary's?