Apoc Wrote:WRXtranceformed Wrote:Mike Wrote:did you see it w/ the 18 year olds? Yep! The same girls who were the only hot girls in the entire club the other night.
I'm definitely feeling a lot better about not going.
WRXtranceformed Wrote:If you find enjoyment in that movie you're either an indy chick or a questionable dude and I'm pulling your Man Card ™.
You got roofied... you have not only lost Man Card pulling powers, you've already have your Card revoked.
........ nice try family guy. Shouldn't you and your wife be out taking crocheting lessons together or picking up some new linens at Bed Bath & Beyond?
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WRXtranceformed Wrote:........ nice try family guy. Shouldn't you and your wife be out taking crocheting lessons together or picking up some new linens at Bed Bath & Beyond?
Nah... I'm too busy putting the finishing touches on my basement theater. How's yours coming along? Oh wait... that's right...
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"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
Rofl, don't take your pussy-whipped hate out on me Chris! I'm sure you can remember back to what it was like without a ball and chain.
The home theater will come in due time my friend. For now, I'll be enjoying my friend's fully built dedicated 110" HD theater room in his gigantic luxury single family home in Ballantyne until I buy another house in a month or so. Nice job using uncontrollable stuff that happens to me as insult though. 
And to quell the young girl jokes (which surprise me coming from you porn-loving douchebags), the girl I'm currently dating is 31 8)
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That chick that was with you when G and I met up with you in Arlington?
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
WRXtranceformed Wrote:For now, I'll be enjoying my friend's fully built dedicated 110" HD theater room in his gigantic luxury single family home in Ballantyne until I buy another house in a month or so.
Well I know a guy who has infinity dollars!
That and my dad can beat up your dad.
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"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
No, I'm dating a different girl now. Casey is 22 I think.
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WRXtranceformed Wrote:And to quell the young girl jokes (which surprise me coming from you porn-loving douchebags), the girl I'm currently dating is 31 8)
No hate at all. As a matter of fact, the girl who stripped down to her thong in front of me while putting on a pair of my sweats was moneyyyyy.
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No longer onyachin.
pics or it didn't happen.
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"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
Mike Wrote:WRXtranceformed Wrote:And to quell the young girl jokes (which surprise me coming from you porn-loving douchebags), the girl I'm currently dating is 31 8)
No hate at all. As a matter of fact, the girl who stripped down to her thong in front of me while putting on a pair of my sweats was moneyyyyy.
did she spray you with chocolate sauce afterwards?
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Apoc Wrote:pics or it didn't happen.
they're in my mind and that's all i need or care about.
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No longer onyachin.
Mike Wrote:WRXtranceformed Wrote:And to quell the young girl jokes (which surprise me coming from you porn-loving douchebags), the girl I'm currently dating is 31 8)
No hate at all. As a matter of fact, the girl who stripped down to her thong in front of me while putting on a pair of my sweats was moneyyyyy. Ohh damn! ha ha do you remember which girl it was??
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WRXtranceformed Wrote:Mike Wrote:WRXtranceformed Wrote:And to quell the young girl jokes (which surprise me coming from you porn-loving douchebags), the girl I'm currently dating is 31 8)
No hate at all. As a matter of fact, the girl who stripped down to her thong in front of me while putting on a pair of my sweats was moneyyyyy. Ohh damn! ha ha do you remember which girl it was??
Yes, the hottest one. Her BF was there. I was like "Uhhhh, you can go in a bathroom." She was like "Nah, it's OK" and she just stripped down in our kitchen.
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No longer onyachin.
WRXtranceformed Wrote:No, I'm dating a different girl now. Casey is 22 I think.
Hook me up! :lol:
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
.RJ Wrote:WRXtranceformed Wrote:No, I'm dating a different girl now. Casey is 22 I think.
Hook me up! :lol: That's too old for you.
Too old to be stupid enough and too young to not be stupid.
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"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
I liked Johnny Depp in Blow.
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Feersty Wrote:I liked Johnny Depp in Blow.
patiently waiting for one of those dick n' fart jokes
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