11-08-2007, 09:33 AM
who says excel can't be fun
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11-08-2007, 09:49 AM
Wow... I'm an Excel geek and I didn't even find those funny.
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11-08-2007, 11:13 AM
Andy Wrote:Wow... I'm an Excel geek and I thought those were pretty funny.
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11-08-2007, 11:44 AM
There's no evidence to support that hoes and tricks should overlap.
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"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
11-08-2007, 11:45 AM
:golfclap:
That one is good
11-08-2007, 11:46 AM
Apoc Wrote:There's no evidence to support that hoes and tricks should overlap. Dre says bitches aint nothin but hoes and tricks. Not hoes or tricks.
11-08-2007, 11:48 AM
So? 50% of bitches could be hoes and 50% could be tricks and it would still be accurate. It says nothing about hoes and tricks inclusive.
Furthermore, if they're they "ain't shit but" shouldn't all bitches be either hoes or tricks?
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"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
11-08-2007, 11:50 AM
Doesnt that infer some small overlap? It does to me.
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11-08-2007, 11:52 AM
Apoc Wrote:So? 50% of bitches could be hoes and 50% could be tricks and it would still be accurate. It says nothing about hoes and tricks inclusive. Nonono. All tricks are ho's, but not all ho's are tricks. If Dre's fuckin' you, you're a trick, if he's not, you're still a ho. Therefore tricks should be totally encompassed by ho's, (And, as you mentioned, ho's and tricks should be totally within "bitches".) That's real conversation for your ass.
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11-08-2007, 12:34 PM
Silky Johnson addressed a crowd of "trick ass hoes." There you go.
11-08-2007, 01:07 PM
i 'lol-ed' at this one:
![]() just because i started to sing the song in my head, looked at the title, looked at the columns, then looked at the legend. and at this one: ![]() just because a) not excel (probably make it, but it looks like outlook) and b) i'm picturing this on my boss' calendar
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11-08-2007, 01:12 PM
Looks like Google Calendar to me.
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"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
11-08-2007, 05:10 PM
I like this one. Good song too.
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