how'd I miss this one? (NWS AT ALL)
#1
aparently a "joke" called "The Aristocrats" that comedians really only tell eachother, this time done by Cartman:

Must have sound, and again, terribly offensive and NOT WORK SAFE

And probably not even humorous. I don't even know anymore.

http://www.spschat.com/RareMedia/videos/...ocrats.wmv
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#2
uhhhh uhhhhh yeah.
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#3
Damn did that ever air, obviously edited?
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#4
haha, yeah i remember seeing that on some forum a little while back...lol
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#5
it's been made into a movie!?! And it's coming out this month!

http://www.apple.com/trailers/independen...crats.html

hit up this website for details:

http://www.thearistocrats.com/

cause AMC theaters won't be showing it:

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movies/0...rats.reut/

I really feel bad for missing out on all this, especially since this joke has been around forever. Why didn't one of you damn fools tell me about this? :? I kind of feel ashamed for not knowing the dirtiest joke ever. Sad
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#6
disturbing
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#7
Wow man.... you can't un-hear stuff like that!
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#8
FWIW, RJ, Jess, and I saw The Aristocrats over the weekend. I can't highly recommend it, which is too bad because I think it could have been a lot funnier. It was a good history of the joke, and they interviewed a lot of cool people, but I was dissapointed at how few versions of the joke I heard. It was still quite potentially offensive and disgusting at times, and funny too, but I just thought they'd go a lot further. It got a little boring listening to everyone explaining the joke to death instead of just telling it. Oh well. :|

for any interested in telling Bob Saget that his appearance in the somewhat cool film in no way makes up for "Full House" and "Funniest Home Videos", he's doing a live "celeb chat" Q&A text thing here starting.... now:

http://transcripts.usatoday.com/Chats/tr...on#current
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