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w00t My first scam mail in awhile - 83Rabbit - 09-09-2004
Oh Im gonna have some fun with this one, Im creating a hotmail email account now to mess with this character telling him I wish I could but my religious faith forbids me to do business with people outside of my religion or something of that sort... ooooooohhhhhh its gonna be fun :lol:
If anyone else wants to lead this fucktard on feel free, his email is <!-- e --><a href="mailto:douglaskampala3@galmail.co.za">douglaskampala3@galmail.co.za</a><!-- e -->
What is the FBI website to send them the emails, IP addresses and whatnot of these jokers?
Dear Sir,
We want to transfer to overseas ($ 64,000.000.00 USD) Sixty
four million United States Dollars) from National Credit
Bank (NCB) of South Africa, I want to ask you to quietly
look for a reliable and honest person who will be capable
and fit to provide either an existing bank account or to
set up a new Bank a/c immediately to receive this money,
even an empty a/c can serve to receive this money, as long
as you will remain honest to me till the end for this
important business trusting in you and believing in God
that you will never let me down either now or in future.
I am MR.DOUGLAS KAMPALA,the Auditor General in National
Credit Bank (NCB) of South Africa, during the course of our
auditing I discovered a floating fund in an account opened
in the bank in 1993 and since 1999 nobody has operated on
this account again, after going through some old files in
the records I discovered that the owner of the account died
without a [heir] hence the money is floating and if I do
not remit this money out urgently it will be forfeited for
nothing. The owner of this account is Mr. Jurgen T.Dormann,
a foreigner, and a sailor, and he died, since 1999. And no
other person knows about this account or any thing
concerning it, the account has no other beneficiary and my
investigation proved to me as well that Jurgen T.Dormann
until his death was the Jurgen T.Dormann Coy. (pty). SA.
We will start the first transfer with Twenty four million
[$24,000.000.00] upon successful transaction without any
disappoint from your side, we shall re-apply for the
payment of the remaining rest amount of ($ 40,000.000.00
USD) to your account.
The amount involved is ($64,000.000.00 USD) Sixty four
million United States Dollars, only I want to first
transfer $24,000.000.00 [twenty four million United States
Dollar ]from this money into a safe foreigners account
abroad before the rest, but I don't know any foreigner, I
am only contacting you as a foreigner because this money
can not be approved to a local person here, without valid
international foreign passport, but can only be approved to
any foreigner with valid international passport or drivers
license and foreign a/c because the money is in US dollars
and the former owner of the a/c Mr.Jurgen T.Dormann is a
foreigner too, and the money can only be approved into a
foreign a/c.
However, we will sign a binding agreement, to bind us
together I got your contact address from South Africa
chamber of commerce, I am revealing this to you with
believe in God that you will never let me down in this
business, you are the first and the only person that I am
contacting for this business, so please reply urgently so
that I will inform you the next step to take urgently. Send
also your private telephone and fax number including the
full details of the account to be used for the deposit.
I need your full co-operation to make this work fine.
Because the management is ready to approve this payment to
any foreigner who has correct information of this account,
which I will give to you, upon your positive response and
once I am convinced that you are capable and will meet up
with instruction of a key bank official who is deeply
involved with me in this business. I need your strong
assurance that you will never, never let me down.
With my influence and the position of the bank official we
can transfer this money to any foreigner's reliable
account, which you can provide with assurance that this
money will be intact pending our physical arrival in your
country for sharing. The bank official will destroy all
documents of transaction immediately we receive this money
leaving no trace to any place and to build confidence you
can come immediately to discuss with me face to face after
which I will make this remittance in your presence and
three of us will fly to your country at least two days
ahead of the money going into the account.
I will apply for annual leave to get visa immediately I
hear from you that you are ready to act and receive this
fund in your account. I will use my position and influence
to obtain all legal approvals for onward transfer of this
money to your account with appropriate clearance from the
relevant ministries and foreign exchange departments.
At the conclusion of this business, you will be given 40%
of the total amount, 55% will be for me, while 5% will be
for expenses both parties might have incurred during the
process of transferring.
I look forward to your earliest reply to phone and fax
number above or[douglaskampala1@yada-yada.com]
Regards,
MR.DOUGLAS KAMPALA.
77 Seaside Cottages
Fish Hoek-Cape Town
South Africa
TEL: 874-76 3619434
FAX: 874-76 3619436
- Mike - 09-09-2004
you're wasting your time.
- BLINGMW - 09-09-2004
MichaelJComputer Wrote:you're wasting your time.
hardly! THESE guys are wasting their time... but it sure is funny to read!
http://www.419eater.com
It is amazing how dumb the "scammers" are, it would seem like they'd pick up on their own tricks if they had an ounce of brain. :roll:
- 83Rabbit - 09-09-2004
BLINGMW Wrote:MichaelJComputer Wrote:you're wasting your time.
hardly! THESE guys are wasting their time... but it sure is funny to read!
http://www.419eater.com
It is amazing how dumb the "scammers" are, it would seem like they'd pick up on their own tricks if they had an ounce of brain. :roll:
exactly where I got the idea from. I figure Ive got nothing better to do at work, so why not have some fun with this douchebag. Ive dealt with them before and they are quite possibly the dumbest people Ive ever tried to converse with in my life.
- 83Rabbit - 09-09-2004
Im gonna get this guy to convert to my religion :lol:
"Dear Mr. Kampala,
I trust that you are in good health. I am writing you to inform you that I wish wholeheartedly that I could help you obtain the inheritance of that account, however my religious faith prohibits me to enter into any type of business contract or situation with people outside of the faith. If there is some way that you have not yet experienced the light of the lord and would be willing to convert to my faith we would be able to complete the transaction. If you are steadfast in your religious beliefs and not able to convert, I understand and wish you well in finding a foriegner to complete your business with. However, if you are without faith I would love to bring the good word of the lord into your life and thus create an environment that we can do business in and both parties can benefit.
For now I have matters of the faith I must tend to, please get back to me at your convienience.
In the name of the lord,
Chester Powell"
- Mike - 09-09-2004
lol, nice.
- Feersty - 09-09-2004
I can't believe the douchebag would pick you out like that.
- Mike - 09-09-2004
Feersty Wrote:I can't believe the douchebag would pick you out like that.
rob, spam is sent to millions of people a day. he was not 'picked out.'
- BLINGMW - 09-09-2004
:lol:
- bluhayz - 09-09-2004
hahaha, I'd convert for that much money...
- Jess - 09-09-2004
I've been getting a lot of spam lately from "barristers" in Nigeria or England who claim I'm the next of kin of some schmo and if I help him collect I'd get 40%. Doesn't ask for an account or anything. I'm half tempted to respond just to point out that they know jack shit about intestacy...
But who has the time for that.... :roll:
- 83Rabbit - 09-10-2004
No reply as of yet
- 83Rabbit - 09-11-2004
"Dear Chester Powell,
How are you aand your family over there?
I sent you mail regarding your mail to me but since
yesterday I replied you with my family picture I have see
your reply.
I am waiting to hear from you soonest.
Thanks,
Mr.Kampala.
"
hahahaha
- 83Rabbit - 09-11-2004
oh this is even better
bwahahaha"Dear Chester Powell,
Thanks for your mail. You should worry because I contacted
you I know you in the Lord and I want enter into Faith end
of the transaction, because after the transaction I will
come to your Country with my family and invest my share in
business by help of you. This is my family picture I attach
with this mail to you, open it and get back to me for
confirmation.
Thanks,
Mr. Kampala.
N: B
On your reply I will send the detail to follow to achieve
the transaction.
"
- Evan - 09-11-2004
dammit, "pr0n in your inbox" is saying that address is invalid
- Feersty - 09-11-2004
Where's the family picture of this joker?