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Birds with horns?? HAHA - WRXtranceformed - 01-07-2007

So, a friend of mine lives in Australia, and we were having a conversation about the university campus he works on. He was telling me about these crazy birds with horns they have, and for some reason I can't stop laughing about them. Here's the whole conversation, lolol.

[19:24] WRXtranceformed: sup sup =)
[19:38] Scott: hey
[19:38] Scott: just went and got lunch
[19:38] WRXtranceformed: coo
[19:40] Scott: lol all the food places are closing at 1 because they're doing work on the electrical supply or something
[19:40] Scott: I swear
[19:40] Scott: this university is like a third world country
[19:40] Scott: we've been turning shit off over weekends cos the power goes out
[19:40] WRXtranceformed: lmao
[19:41] Scott: it has its own ZIP code
[19:41] WRXtranceformed: whoa hahah
[19:41] WRXtranceformed: third world yo!!
[19:41] WRXtranceformed: brb, you made me hungry... i'ma go make something ^_^
[19:42] Scott: ya this place is massive
[19:43] Scott: there is like a moat and shit
[19:53] Scott: they find dead bodies in it
[20:02] WRXtranceformed: haha nice
[20:10] WRXtranceformed: that university has a moat??
[20:10] WRXtranceformed: that's fuckin tight!
[20:10] WRXtranceformed: i wish mine had a moat lol..
[20:11] Scott: ya
[20:11] Scott: there are ducks and shit
[20:11] Scott: and crazy pigeons
[20:12] Scott: sadly I do not have a photo any longer.
[20:12] Scott: they have horns
[20:13] WRXtranceformed: hahah awesome!!
[20:13] WRXtranceformed: attack pidgeons
[20:13] Scott: ya
[20:13] Scott: I call them the pigeons of doom
[20:13] Scott: and like, if you go near one
[20:13] Scott: they dont ever fly away
[20:13] Scott: they just run
[20:13] WRXtranceformed: hahah
[20:14] Scott: they run like lizards too, I've never seen a bird move so fast
[20:14] WRXtranceformed: crazy!
[20:14] Scott: its uncanny
[20:14] WRXtranceformed: a bird with horns that's fucked up
[20:15] WRXtranceformed: got any pics of that??
[20:17] Scott: I do
[20:17] Scott: but sadly not on this PC
[20:17] WRXtranceformed: woe
[20:18] WRXtranceformed: do you know what it's called, i can google it
[20:18] Scott: YES YES
[20:18] Scott: <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.potd.com.au/gallery/displayimage.php?pos=-78088">http://www.potd.com.au/gallery/displayi ... pos=-78088</a><!-- m -->
[20:18] Scott: LOOK AT ITS EYES
[20:18] WRXtranceformed: AHHHHHHH
[20:18] WRXtranceformed: Bahahaha
[20:18] WRXtranceformed: oh my god that thing looks like a spawn of Satan
[20:19] Scott: <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.potd.com.au/gallery/displayimage.php?album=3894&pos=5">http://www.potd.com.au/gallery/displayi ... 3894&pos=5</a><!-- m -->
[20:19] Scott: man, we have fucked up animals.
[20:19] Scott: it looks like a squid.
[20:19] Scott: haha, look at this one
[20:19] Scott: <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.potd.com.au/gallery/displayimage.php?album=3894&pos=1">http://www.potd.com.au/gallery/displayi ... 3894&pos=1</a><!-- m -->
[20:20] Scott: they are so lazy. what they do.. if theres like a few peices of food on a little branch, it bites the branch off and holds it in its hand/claw, and then it doesn't need to bend down to get the food
[20:20] WRXtranceformed: HAHA
[20:20] WRXtranceformed: that bird is fuckin awesome

Here's where I really died laughing:

[20:20] Scott: they get bored and they eat peoples homes
[20:20] WRXtranceformed: u guys do have some crazy animals!!
[20:20] WRXtranceformed: they attack your homes?!?!?
[20:21] WRXtranceformed: hahahaha
[20:21] Scott: well, they can
[20:21] Scott: if the house is made of wood
[20:21] Scott: they'll fuck it sideways
[20:21] WRXtranceformed: that is awesome!!
[20:21] WRXtranceformed: wow
[20:21] Scott: because if its wood, they can eat it
[20:21] Scott: those things would bite your finger right off
[20:21] WRXtranceformed: shit!
[20:21] WRXtranceformed: hahah
[20:21] Scott: there is this cockatoo (same bird but looks slightly different) that eats coconuts
[20:22] WRXtranceformed: coconuts are hard as hell
[20:22] WRXtranceformed: wow
[20:22] Scott: I heard there was a crap that eats them too
[20:23] Scott: that'd be one fucked up crab
[20:23] WRXtranceformed: oh my god i'd hate to run into that crab on a dark beach
[20:23] Scott: OH MY GOD
[20:23] Scott: <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/3d/Robber_crab.jpg/800px-Robber_crab.jpg">http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/e ... r_crab.jpg</a><!-- m -->
[20:24] Scott: YOU SAID IT BRUDDAH
[20:24] WRXtranceformed: MY GOD
[20:24] WRXtranceformed: that thing would fuck you up!!!
[20:24] Scott: <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.marineprotectedarea.com.vu/_images/crab2.jpg">http://www.marineprotectedarea.com.vu/_images/crab2.jpg</a><!-- m -->
[20:24] Scott: man
[20:25] WRXtranceformed: !!!!
[20:25] WRXtranceformed: screw getting a doberman
[20:25] WRXtranceformed: i'd keep that thing on a leash at my house
[20:25] Scott: hahah
[20:25] WRXtranceformed: lolol
[20:27] WRXtranceformed: god i can't stop laughing at that crazy ass bird
[20:27] WRXtranceformed: i have to see one in person

Here is the Satan bird that eats houses:

[Image: normal_photos%20023.jpg]

and here's the crab that bites through coconuts:

[Image: 800px-Robber_crab.jpg]

LOL!!

- Dave - 01-07-2007

bird doesn't do much for me, but if I saw that crab on a leash, I'd GTFO.

- Nis01 - 01-07-2007

Coconut crabs are crazy. You can say goodbye to your forearm if that thing gets a hold of you.

- ScottyB - 01-07-2007

don't f with the ocean. that's all there is to know :lol: holy crap that thing is scary

that bird is hilarious! birds can be ridiculous...we have a parakeet and a cockatiel, and they are pretty amazing at mimicing stuff....the parakeet will make a sound exactly like our alarm system and it scares the crap out of us!

- WRXtranceformed - 01-07-2007

Lol look how big this fuckin thing is!!

[Image: GiantSpiderCrab.gif]

- Evan - 01-08-2007

Im pretty sure id shit myself.
And yeah, I realize there is an 11 year old girl smiling at one. Id still shit myself.

- Andy - 01-08-2007

The King crabs I saw in Alaska were a good deal bigger but I wonder if it's more delicicous?

- Ryan T - 01-08-2007

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[Image: GiantSpiderCrab.gif]

- white_2kgt - 01-08-2007

Andy Wrote:The King crabs I saw in Alaska were a good deal bigger but I wonder if it's more delicicous?

much bigger,

[Image: 20020716_caleb.jpg]

hum, I think it's time for a crab dinner this weekend...

- Evan - 01-08-2007

might be bigger but those cocunut crabs are flat out scarier