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Moto Snips & Quotes - Printable Version +- Madison Motorsports (https://forum.mmsports.org) +-- Forum: Madison Motorsports (https://forum.mmsports.org/forumdisplay.php?fid=3) +--- Forum: Motorcycles (https://forum.mmsports.org/forumdisplay.php?fid=10) +--- Thread: Moto Snips & Quotes (/showthread.php?tid=5097) |
Moto Snips & Quotes - G.Irish - 11-21-2006 I've come across some good and funny quotes and passages while reading various motorcycling periodicals and books and thought we can have a thread for it. Unlike the MM quotes thread this can include magazine quotes and quotes from anywhere else that is relevant. "People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs." "If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be." "Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150." ÔÇ£Calling upon my years of experience, I froze at the controls.ÔÇØ ÔÇô Stirling Moss ÔÇ£ThereÔÇÖs the V-4 thing: thereÔÇÖs just something about it that inline 4s donÔÇÖt have, and V-twins have too much of.ÔÇØ ÔÇô Murray Duncan ÔÇ£You start the game with a full pot oÔÇÖ luck and an empty pot oÔÇÖ experience... The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck.ÔÇØ ÔÇ£Why are motorcycle dealers closed on Sundays? Because Sunday is for worship... Catholics go to church, Motorcyclists go to the track.ÔÇØ ÔÇô Justin Skalka - G.Irish - 11-22-2006 Bike Magazine (UK) Speaking of the K6 GSX-R 1000 Quote:A rocker switch on the right-hand bar lets you toggle between three maps. One gives full power (186 hp), a second map offers less power (156 bhp) but, rather interestingly, more torque. However if the ECU detects full throttle in this second map it'll automatically revert tot hte more powerful setting. The third setting creates an easygoing 120bhp engine for wet weather, town riding, and mortals. Jeremy Clarkson (Top Gear) talking about why he doesn't like bikes Speaking of co-host James May who likes old bikes: Jeremy Clarkson Wrote:I was thinking about this the other day, while following a man up the A44 on a motorbicycle of a type I'm sure James would literally get his cock out over - it was a K-reg, so it was a 1972 bike -- and I just couldn't get it. I mean, I just couldn't get it...it's like having the opportunity to buy a plasma TV and saying "No, no old chap, I"ll get a black and white one - and if I want to change channels I'll get up and walk across." Quote:So I just never had any experience of the power. The first time I ever rode a bike was at Silverstone in the mid-Nineties...and I did 100 yards and fell off it. Well, I didn't fall off it - I rode into a metal railing that I couldn't see because the sun was setting in front of me. And that really hurt - I mean properly hurt. So I just thought, "Sorry, I"m really not interested in this at all. I've spent 20 years in a car; never fallen off once. So I'll go back to cars." Quote:And the last reason I don't like bikes is because I really, really like my kidneys and I don't want someone else to have them.Staff writer talking about his experience racing a supermoto at Pike's Peak: Quote:In the rider's meeting, we get the previous day's injury report - one concussion and another guy with about 10 broken bones, including a compound fracture of the femur. These were classified as minor injuries. Pikes Peak uses Isle of Man standards - which is to say, if you're ever going to move your arms and legs again, you weren't really hurt. Quote:'Don't look down,' says a veteran. No shit. My one consolation is my brand-new pair of Alpinestars Tec 6 moto boots. They make the road racing boots I've always worn seem like ballet slippers and I love the feeling of protection. In the worst-cae scenario, I could still have an open cakset funeral, as long as the undertaker turned my body around under the shroud to show off my perfectly preserved shins and feet. - ScottyB - 11-22-2006 haha, Clarkson can be a huge asshole sometimes but his comments on bikes will always make me laugh - Ginger - 11-22-2006 In an October 10, 2006 interview with Ben Bostrom Road Racer X asked about training for the sport. Ben made it clear that he's not a rat race, gym member, type guy, and concluded with this gem: Ben Bostrom Wrote:But if youÔÇÖre stuck in your little office cubicle all day, and then you go get stuck in the little gym, then you go to your house and get stuck in your house, then youÔÇÖre stuck in your bedroom and you sleep, then you wake up and get stuck in your little car on the way to do the same thing all over againÔÇöthatÔÇÖs your day. ThatÔÇÖs no good. - Ginger - 11-22-2006 The Soup on the FX rule interpretation that allowed Buell to race a questionably legal bike: Superbikeplanet.com Wrote:If I were American Honda I would take the RC51 superbikes out of mothballs, drain the water out of the engines, and fill it back up with engine oil. Use the cylinder blocks as oil reservoirs like Buell uses the swingarms as oil reservoirs. Change the name of the radiator to oil cooler. Issue a press release and say that it is an air/oil cooled engine. And for good measure, I would then call HRC and commission an engine kit to bump the displacement from 1000cc to 1340cc. Superbikeplanet.com Wrote:There was something so pure, so noble, about risking one's life for the fleeting and intangible reward of being faster around a racetrack than the next guy. While others were obsessed with the vulgar pursuits of wealth or pleasure, we were ready to sacrifice everything, for nothing. Surely there is no greater idealism than that? Writing for motorcycle-usa.com on the Jamie James R6 - and 'that guy' Neale Bayly Wrote:Riding an out of date sportbike with more duct tape than a Homeland Security safety kit, the spray-bombed side panels and zip ties a clear indicator of the yards this bike has traveled on its side, or upside down. With the rider possessing a set of spuds the size of grapefruits and no concept of the word tomorrow, all you can do is watch the rear end disappear into the distance. Neil Hodgson on the track PA Wrote:I'd rather eat my own feces than ride for Carl Fogarty! - Feersty - 11-22-2006 Unknown Wrote:If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - PGK - 11-27-2006 Feersty Wrote:Unknown Wrote:If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. +1! Re: Moto Snips & Quotes - Evan - 11-27-2006 G.Irish Wrote:ÔÇ£Calling upon my years of experience, I froze at the controls.ÔÇØAFAIK this quote was actually said by one of the GT40 drivers in 24 hours of Lemans in the 60s (as quoted by Carrol Smith) - PGK - 11-28-2006 Quote:"Nervous energy is your most priceless earthly asset. Save it. Accumulate it. Replenish your zip tank every day with a spin in the country on a motorcycle. Get out in the open where there is no boundary. Enlarge your horizon. Its radius is all up to you. "-Excerpts from "You and the Motorcycle; Excelsior Henderson", circa 1914 - G.Irish - 11-30-2006 A few months ago former WSBK champion Neil Hodgson said Neil Hodgson Wrote:I'd rather eat my own feces than ride for Foggy'in response to the question of whether he would be willing to ride on Carl Fogarty's (4 time WSBK champ and now a team manager) team next season. But due to machinations in the racing world Foggy is Neil's last hope for a decent ride in 07. Foggy said he's willing to put aside his differences because he recognizes that Hodgson is a great rider but... Carl Fogarty Wrote:If he wants to ride for me we'll sit down for a nice meal, I'll put dog shit on a plate, coat it in the Kentucky Fried Chicken stuff so it tastes a bit better, watch him eat it, then he can come ride for me. - .RJ - 01-10-2007 I'm really going to work on my beer fitness - Neil Hodgson, on his offseason plans with no ride for 2007 - Ginger - 01-10-2007 Hodgson's goals for 2006: My goals are to 1) get my knee down 2) finally complete a proper wheelie and 3) stay standing after four Coronas. - .RJ - 02-15-2007 I don't know too much about Red Bull, but boy, they're up to their ass in alligators in that Formula One thing - Kenny Roberts (Sr) <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://superbikeplanet.com/2007/Feb/070215robertintervie.htm">http://superbikeplanet.com/2007/Feb/070 ... tervie.htm</a><!-- m --> - G.Irish - 05-27-2007 Quotes from Dr. Claudio Costs, head doctor of the Moto GP Clinica Mobile in last month's PB Dr. Costa Wrote:The common trait I see in all racers is a great soul. A man's soul is the wonderful instrument enabling us to face the fact that, while we are chasing a dream, we can encounter tragedy. Dr. Costa Wrote:Mick Doohan is my all-time favorite rider. Not only his leg but his very life were at risk, yet he raised from his bed of pain to face the unkown. Luckily, an angel took him by the hand and led him to win five world titles. Dr. Costa Wrote:Riders have different tolerances to pain. But almost all riders withstand pain well. Riders give a meaning to the pain they feel and prevent pain from limiting their existence. |