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It goes both ways! Men vs. Women - WRXtranceformed - 08-20-2006
Sorry ladies, I just thought this was too funny. Snagged this off of a WRX forum:
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE:
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."
We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"
I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.
Re: It goes both ways! Men vs. Women - Feersty - 08-20-2006
WRXtranceformed Wrote:I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
That was a requirement? Funny story though. :twisted:
- ScottyB - 08-20-2006
haha, thats a good story. unfortunately it's usually me begging Jen to let me spend money on car parts :lol:
- Nis01 - 08-20-2006
LMAO.. that story was great. :lol:
- JustinG - 08-20-2006
that was some funny stuff
- bassmangrammy - 08-21-2006
haha...that's great
- Sijray21 - 08-21-2006
i've seen this before and it's still hilarious.
- white_2kgt - 08-21-2006
ScottyB Wrote:haha, thats a good story. unfortunately it's usually me begging Jen to let me spend money on car parts :lol:
Yep, that's pretty much the way it is in my house as well...
- Andy - 08-21-2006
white_2kgt Wrote:ScottyB Wrote:haha, thats a good story. unfortunately it's usually me begging Jen to let me spend money on car parts :lol:
Yep, that's pretty much the way it is in my house as well...
+1
- Rbadboy21 - 08-21-2006
lol, you gotta show the females who's boss
