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Welcome to Chicago.... B****! - JackoliciousLegs - 12-30-2005
I should have known...
My flight was leaving to DC at 6am the morning of xmas eve. After 2 hours of sleep.. I trudged my way to the bus stop at 3am. I was about a half mile from my apt by the time I got to the stop and the streets were deserted except for a group of thugs hanging out under the canopy. Of course, I'm not going to walk in there with my black peacoat and carry on luggage. (I was safe... I put my laptop in a backpack instead of a carrycase :roll: ) I was even safer because two cops had pulled over a guy for DUI right across the street. Lights were blaring as I stood a good 10 feet from the canopy avoiding eye contact. They were not trying to avoid me as much though...
Some started walking by me and shouldering me muttering things like "cracka", "whitey" etc. I could care less. What are they going to do... shoot me in front of two cops? I had half a mind to say "STFU BITCH... I grew up in africa. I'm more african american than you!" Somehow, I couldn't pony up the balls... go figure.
Then, out of the canopy came a whore. Great. "Hey sweetie, what's your name?"
"Jack"
"Hi Jack, I'm Page."
She continued by asking my sign, where i'm from.. bs bs bs. I tried to be as nondescript as possible and still be nice. Meanwhile, people were still walking behind me muttering things and bumping into me. Then, she said she needed to go and asked for a kiss while puckering up. I politely declined and said that I had a girlfriend and I wouldn't feel comfortable doing that. She objected, but great, she walked away.
Then a blacked out jeep rolled up to the bus stop and she walked out to a cracked window and yelled "5 more minutes!"
I should have known.
The cops were packing up. I'd been there for 15 minutes. Page came back asking more info and for more love. She kept trying to touch me and I kept politely declining. She asked for a kiss again and I again declined. Then came an outburst.
"FUCK YOUR GIRLFRIEND!"
I calmed the situation as best I could but I was already getting more looks. The cops were gone now and the jeep was sitting at the intersection behind me.
"Ok, that's my boyfriend, I've got to run" she said as she slunk by me rubbing my back, all in plain view of her "boyfriend." I slowly checked my pockets... nothing missing
Just then, a cab was coming down the way and I flagged it. It pulled in nose first to a small parking lot on the other side of the canopy. I walked past as they yelled louder and more aggressively. Just then... the jeep pulled up behind the cab to block it in! At this point, I was just throwing my shit in the back seat. I jumped in and yelled "GO!!"
The cabbie had no idea what was going on. I knew there was a back exit to the parking lot so I directed him out... loudly. Luckily, the jeep didn't give chase. Geezus. Welcome to Chicago. Bitch.
- Mike - 12-30-2005
skinny white hippy in a city? i look forward to more of these stories
- Ryan T - 12-30-2005
Shoulda pulled out your nine, popped in the clip...and let one slip
- Feersty - 12-30-2005
Eff cowards that need a group to harass someone.
- JackoliciousLegs - 12-30-2005
I can't help but think, what if I didn't flag that cab? What would the jeep have done? "Get in the car little boy!"
- CaptainHenreh - 12-30-2005
I was, for better or worse, never approached by either gangbangers or whores when I was in Chicago.
Naturally, I wasn't wandering around at 3am either.
- ScottyB - 12-30-2005
geez man. when you were bailing out of there you should have flashed them the MM sign so they'd know whats up.
- CaptainHenreh - 12-30-2005
ScottyB Wrote:geez man. when you were bailing out of there you should have flashed them the MM sign so they'd know whats up.
Interesting note, my sister-in-law, a DARE Officer, saw our wedding pictures and made sure to let us know that the MM sign is also a gang sign for the MS13 street gang. I told her, "Yeah, BMW M Sport, too." :roll:
- ScottyB - 12-30-2005
CaptainHenreh Wrote:S13 street gang.
ha! you 240 people are great.
- John - 12-30-2005
Mike Wrote:skinny white hippy in a city? i look forward to more of these stories
So says the guy who gets picked up by a tranny after puking on himself in the gutter at Adams Morgan - and then getting ditched in Rock Creek Parkway. LOL
- CaptainHenreh - 12-30-2005
ScottyB Wrote:CaptainHenreh Wrote:S13 street gang.
ha! you 240 people are great.
What's even funnier is that MS13 is the nissan chassis code for an S13 Coupe with a KA motor. Hilarity ensues!
- bassmangrammy - 12-31-2005
Sorry bro, I sure do love good ol' harrisonburg more and more.
- BLINGMW - 01-02-2006
wow, that's some scary shit, glad you got outta there
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- .RJ - 01-02-2006
BLINGMW Wrote:wow, that's some scary shit, glad you got outta there
I guess buckhead aint got nothin' on chi town.
- BLINGMW - 01-04-2006
only a couple of times have I been a little worried walking around, but nothing close to that. Of course, I don't visit bus stations at 3AM either.
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