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DIESEL E. FOR VICE PRESIDENTE - DIESEL - 04-11-2013 GUTEN TAG, HUNAMS! MEIN NAME IST DEISEL. THAT MEAN 'MY NAME IS DIESEL' IN NOT-ENGLISH! TODAY I AM SUBMITTING TO YOU MY BID FOR VICE PRESIDENT OF THE MADISON MOTOROSPORTS WHY VOTE DIESEL, YOU ASK? SIMPLE. 3 REASONS: REASON 1: DIESEL CUTE BASTARD. LOOK: ![]() RIGHT? REASON B: DIESEL INVOLVED DIESEL DO MANY THINGS. DIESEL GO TO SUMMIT POINT. DIESEL GO TO CAR SHOW. DIESEL HANG OUT, GET PET, SNIFF MANY BUTT AND CROTCH. DIESEL COME TO MANY AUTOCROSS, DIESEL LOVE AUTOCROSS. REASON III: DIESEL GOOD BOY DIESEL VERY GOOD BOY LISTEN VERY WELL. WHEN HAVE TO PEE AT NIGHT, DIESEL GO OUT IN YARD TO PEE AND COME RIGHT BACK IN NO CHASE BIRD OR SNIFF FUN SMELLING THINGS. DIESEL LEARN TO BE OFF LEASH SOMETIME, ESPECIALLY WHEN NOT MUCH FOR DIESEL TO CHASE. DIESEL LEARN HOW TO PLAY FETCH, PLAY IT VERY GOOD MY FAVORITE GAME DIESEL STILL VERY YOUNG BUT LEARN ALOT SINCE LAST ELECTION. DIESEL HAVE MANY IDEAS FOR CLUB. MANY OF THE SAME IDEAS AS LAST ELECTION, MORE BUTT SNIFFING AND WRENCHING AND PETTING FOR DIESEL. BUT ALSO, DIESEL WANT TO INSPIRE PASSION. WANT CLUB MEMBERS TO HAVE SAME PASSION FOR CAR AS DIESEL HAVE FOR TENNIS BALL. 9THIS ALOT OF PASSION, YOU HAVE TO BE DOG TO UNDERSTAND BUT TRUST DIESEL.9 'DIESEL,' YOU SAY. 'YOU ARE A VERY GOOD BOY, WHY YOU NOT RUN FOR PRESIDENT?' THIS EXCELLENT QUESTION. TRADITIONALLY MM HAVE VICE PRESIDENT LIKE LOOSE POOP. SMELLY AND UNPLEASANT AND STICK TO BUTTHOLE. DIESEL SEEK CHANGE. DIESEL WANT TO WORK WITH PRESIDENT AND OTHER OFFICERS, NOT AGAINST. DIESEL UNDERSTAND THAT VP VERY 'PORTANT, AND NOT JUST FOR TO PUT ON TRANSCRIPT. FOR TO WORK AND BE AT THINGS. DIESEL NOT FULL OF IT, DIESEL KNOW THAT HE MAYBE NOT BE BEST PRESIDENT. NOT GREAT COMMUNICATOR. BUT DIESEL HARD WORKER, AND GOOD BOY. VOTE DIESEL. Re: DIESEL E. FOR VICE PRESIDENTE - DIESEL - 04-11-2013 IN CASE ANY ONE WONDER IF DIESEL HUMAN OR DOG OR WHAT, DIESEL HAS LABEL, BUT TRANSCEND THEM: ![]() Re: DIESEL E. FOR VICE PRESIDENTE - Jake - 04-11-2013 I'd venture a guess that Diesel has been to more events than some students. How you drive manual wiff no opposable thumbs, Dieseldawg? Re: DIESEL E. FOR VICE PRESIDENTE - DIESEL - 04-11-2013 Jake Wrote:I'd venture a guess that Diesel has been to more events than some students. DIESEL MORE OF A 'RIDER'. ALSO DIESEL LIKE TO RUN AND HIKE, ALWAYS USE FOUR POINT HARNESS FOR SAFETIES LOOK: ![]() Re: DIESEL E. FOR VICE PRESIDENTE - DIESEL - 04-11-2013 ALSO DIESEL LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER MAKE SURE CLUB NOT GET IN TROUBLE OR GET BAD NAME FOR STUPID SHIT LIKE STEAL ROAD SIGN: ![]() Re: DIESEL E. FOR VICE PRESIDENTE - ispoonwithmugen - 04-11-2013 Aw shit, no way I'm going to be able to beat Diesel..... Re: DIESEL E. FOR VICE PRESIDENTE - Jewels - 04-11-2013 Diesel, you are a bad boy right now. How'd you get out of your crate? Have you and Daddy been plotting evil? DIESEL E. FOR VICE PRESIDENTE - JPolen01 - 04-11-2013 DIESEL Wrote:ALSO DIESEL LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER MAKE SURE CLUB NOT GET IN TROUBLE OR GET BAD NAME FOR STUPID SHIT LIKE STEAL ROAD SIGN:Real funny dog. Re: DIESEL E. FOR VICE PRESIDENTE - DIESEL - 04-11-2013 Jewels Wrote:Diesel, you are a bad boy right now. How'd you get out of your crate? Have you and Daddy been plotting evil? NO DIESEL GOOD BOY LOOK HOW CUTE ![]() Re: DIESEL E. FOR VICE PRESIDENTE - davej - 04-11-2013 ![]() Grace approves. Hence forth and forever more let the 2013-14 year be buttsniffingtastic! Re: DIESEL E. FOR VICE PRESIDENTE - V1GiLaNtE - 04-11-2013 Year of buttsniffing, running, and hiking? Nala approves. ![]() Re: DIESEL E. FOR VICE PRESIDENTE - D_Eclipse9916 - 04-11-2013 Bailey approves of more autox and petting at the track. ![]() ![]() Re: DIESEL E. FOR VICE PRESIDENTE - DIESEL - 04-11-2013 ARE THESE DOGS RUN FOR OFFICE ALSO? Re: DIESEL E. FOR VICE PRESIDENTE - kcook - 04-11-2013 :lol: Re: DIESEL E. FOR VICE PRESIDENTE - 1981Camaro - 04-11-2013 I support Diesel for vice presidente....just as long as he doesn't bulldoze me anymore! :lol: DIESEL E. FOR VICE PRESIDENTE - FlaakCM - 04-11-2013 Archer agrees with all posts above! ![]() Re: DIESEL E. FOR VICE PRESIDENTE - Sully - 04-12-2013 Max would like to know what type of treats Diesel will offer if elected?! ![]() Re: DIESEL E. FOR VICE PRESIDENTE - Maengelito - 04-12-2013 ![]() I haz reservations about diesel being elected VP for MM. You say you're a good boy but you also like to sniff butts of many bitches. DIESEL E. FOR VICE PRESIDENTE - FlaakCM - 04-15-2013 ![]() I are scareddd of that Meowth. Why cat pokemon talk? |