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- Dave - 12-06-2008
Mike Wrote:+1mrbaggio Wrote:says ass and prints ass on the screen.
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that is most excellent.
Lot's of good quotes in there:
"This is a bus. Do you know how big a bus is?"
"Now friieeends, you may ask yourself "How in the hell can he stow this stuff for such a cheap price?"...The fact of the matter is, I'm pretty drunk right now and this is a drunk discount sale..."
"You got an elephant, I got space. Send the smoke signals..."
- Feersty - 12-06-2008
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- Goodspeed - 12-06-2008
Jones Bigass Truck Rental and Storage was pretty good. I'd def. give him some crap if I was in the area.
That one kind of reminds me of that other one....flea market, Montgomery, its just like...its just like, a minimall, hey HEY...
![[Image: newports.jpg]](http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y114/l337master/own3d/newports.jpg)
![[Image: penguinarmy.jpg]](http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y114/l337master/own3d/penguinarmy.jpg)
![[Image: 11021-1.jpg]](http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a94/lainhac/11021-1.jpg)
The most awesome thing ever...
![[Image: qq8tfkvl7.jpg]](http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/3463/qq8tfkvl7.jpg)
- Ginger - 12-06-2008
I'm sorry... it just doesn't hold a candle to this:
![[Image: holy_shit_this_is_awesome.jpg]](http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/tizzzodd/holy_shit_this_is_awesome.jpg)
- Apoc - 12-06-2008
Ginger speaks the truth.
- ScottyB - 12-06-2008
Ginger Wrote:I'm sorry... it just doesn't hold a candle to this:
![[Image: NiceGorillaSharkHighFive.png]](http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y252/CGreypaw/NiceGorillaSharkHighFive.png)
- Dave - 12-07-2008
Ginger Wrote:I'm sorry... it just doesn't hold a candle to this:
That one cracks me up every time.
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Am I the only one that would REALLY like to give this a shot?
- Feersty - 12-07-2008
Classic
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- Goodspeed - 12-07-2008
"Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense and I Jizz..In...My pants...."
http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/digital-short-j-in-my-pants/866262/
- Maengelito - 12-08-2008
ScottyB Wrote:Ginger Wrote:I'm sorry... it just doesn't hold a candle to this:
okay, this is most excellent. I assume this is a shirt? I need to get this shirt.
- BLINGMW - 12-08-2008
Maengelito Wrote:okay, this is most excellent. I assume this is a shirt? I need to get this shirt.
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BTW, I am still laughing at the lazytown/lil' john video. That is PERFECT.
Goodspeed Wrote:http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/digital-short-j-in-my-pants/866262/
Awesome. :lol: I haven't seen his "brother" from Hot Rod in anything else.
- Maengelito - 12-08-2008
oh and I know G played this game, he'll appreciate this:
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- ScottyB - 12-08-2008
Dave Wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohkAxbeMxVo
Am I the only one that would REALLY like to give this a shot?
i am 100% with you
- DavidM - 12-08-2008
Any Andy Sandberg fans?
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- CaptainHenreh - 12-08-2008
DavidM Wrote:Any Andy Sandberg fans?
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Goodspeed Wrote:"Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense and I Jizz..In...My pants...."
http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/digital-short-j-in-my-pants/866262/
LOL
- REED - 12-09-2008
i don't think this is deserving of its own thread, and I couldn't think of anywhere ele to put it
seems pretty awesome - I don't know if I would actually use it though
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- kcook - 12-09-2008
Dave Wrote:<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohkAxbeMxVo">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohkAxbeMxVo</a><!-- m -->
Am I the only one that would REALLY like to give this a shot?
i would do this in a heartbeat
- BLINGMW - 12-10-2008
From a Craigslist ad...
NINJA HAULER: 2005 Nissan Xterra - $12900 (Ronan / Lake County)
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ale-926508578@craigslist.org">sale-926508578@craigslist.org</a><!-- e --> [?]Date: 2008-11-19, 10:04PM MST
OK, let me start off by saying this Xterra is only available for purchase by
the manliest of men (or women). My friend, if it was possible for a vehicle
to sprout chest hair and a five o'clock shadow, this Nissan would look like
Tom Selleck. It is just that manly.
It was never intended to drive to the mall so you can pick up that adorable
shirt at Abercrombie & Fitch that you had your eye on. It wasn't meant to
transport you to yoga class or Linens & Things. No, that's what your Prius
is for. If that's the kind of car you're looking for, then just do us all a favor
and stop reading right now. I mean it. Just stop.
This car was engineered by 3rd degree ninja super-warriors in the highest
mountains of Japan to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a
daily basis. They didn't even consider superfluous nancy boy amenities like
navigation systems (real men don't get lost), heated leather seats (a real
man doesn't let anything warm his butt), or On Star (real men don't even
know what the hell On Star is).
No, this brute comes with the things us testosterone-fueled super action
junkies need. It has a 265 HP engine to outrun the cops. It's got special
blood/gore resistant upholstery. It even has a first-aid kit in the back.
You know what the first aid kit has in it? A pint of whiskey, a
stitch-your-own-wound kit and a hunk of leather to bite down on when you're
operating on yourself. The Xterra also has an automatic transmission so if
you're being chased by Libyan terrorists, you'll still be able to shoot your
machine gun out the window and drive at the same time. It's saved my bacon
more than once.
It has room for you and the four hotties you picked up on the way to the gym
to blast your pecs and hammer your glutes. There's a tow hitch to pull your
50 caliber anti-Taliban, self cooling machine gun. I also just put in a new
windshield to replace the one that got shot out by The Man.
My price on this bad boy is an incredibly low $12,900, but I'll entertain
reasonable offers. And by reasonable, I mean don't walk up and tell me
you'll give me $5,000 for it. That's liable to earn you a
Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab.
Would it hurt? Hell yeah. Let's just say you won't be the prettiest guy at
the Coldplay concert anymore.
There's only 69,000 miles on this four-wheeled hellcat from Planet Kicka**.
Trust me, it will outlive you and the offspring that will carry your name.
It will live on as a monument to your machismo.
Now, go look in the mirror and tell me what you see. If it's a rugged, no
holds barred, super brute he-man macho Chuck Norris stunt double, then
contact me. I might be out hang-gliding or BASE jumping or just chilling
with my ladies, but I'll get back to you. And when I do, we'll talk about a
price over a nice glass of Schmidt while we listen to Johnny Cash.
To sweeten the deal a little, I'm throwing in this pair of MC Hammer pants
for the man with rippling quads that can't fit into regular pants. Yeah, you
heard me. FREE MC Hammer pants.
Rock on
- Jake - 12-10-2008
Chinese woman strikes back against being towed; tows the tow truck.
Full of win.
- flintster55 - 12-10-2008
^^^ :lol: