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RE: Electile Dysfunction (Current students plz look!) - JPolen01 - 02-22-2019
(02-22-2019, 01:31 PM)WRXtranceformed Wrote: I just saw that hahaha.....everything about that organization is slimy. My favorite quote from the Deadspin comments:
"It’s f---ing hilarious to me that Bob Kraft is going to a $200 rub and tug in f---ing florida
like, cmon man, you’re rich as hell. I expect a better class of sex crime from you."
That's what I'm saying! Did you see the name of the place? Of course he was getting a happy ending. Not like this guy doesn't have access to world-class masseuses. He is such a smug bastard. But he is old, white, and rich so we can expect the charges dropped in a couple of days.
RE: Electile Dysfunction (Current students plz look!) - Apoc - 02-22-2019
I think we can all agree that when your balls need to be deflated, it's all you can think about it until it happens.
RE: Electile Dysfunction (Current students plz look!) - G.Irish - 02-22-2019
Quote:This team really is committed to illegally getting stuff released from their balls.
Quote:“Nobody believed in us.”
- Robert Kraft to his genitals
And that fucking massage parlor only had 2 stars on Yelp:
![[Image: jvm5o33y39kq18l0fpve.jpg]](https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/c_scale,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_1600/jvm5o33y39kq18l0fpve.jpg)
RE: Electile Dysfunction (Current students plz look!) - Apoc - 02-22-2019
(02-22-2019, 02:14 PM)G.Irish Wrote: And that fucking massage parlor only had 2 stars on Yelp:
Not that I look... okay I look... but like every adult oriented establishment (read: strip clubs) have ~2 star ratings.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-selection_bias
RE: Electile Dysfunction (Current students plz look!) - G.Irish - 02-22-2019
(02-22-2019, 02:19 PM)Apoc Wrote:(02-22-2019, 02:14 PM)G.Irish Wrote: And that fucking massage parlor only had 2 stars on Yelp:
Not that I look... okay I look... but like every adult oriented establishment (read: strip clubs) have ~2 star ratings.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-selection_bias
I love that data analyst in you, never change.
That makes me want to go on a Yelp binge to read what people bitch about at adult establishments. 'Turns out that hole in the wall was not meant for me - 2 stars' 'Squirted chocolate syrup on me, but then just left me there, covered in syrup - 3 stars' 'She left a shit stain on my pants - 1 star'
EDIT: Damn, I just looked up the 2 best clubs I had ever been to and both of them were only 3 stars
RE: Electile Dysfunction (Current students plz look!) - Apoc - 02-22-2019
(02-22-2019, 02:26 PM)G.Irish Wrote:(02-22-2019, 02:19 PM)Apoc Wrote:(02-22-2019, 02:14 PM)G.Irish Wrote: And that fucking massage parlor only had 2 stars on Yelp:
Not that I look... okay I look... but like every adult oriented establishment (read: strip clubs) have ~2 star ratings.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-selection_bias
I love that data analyst in you, never change.
That makes me want to go on a Yelp binge to read what people bitch about at adult establishments. 'Turns out that hole in the wall was not meant for me - 2 stars' 'Squirted chocolate syrup on me, but then just left me there, covered in syrup - 3 stars' 'She left a shit stain on my pants - 1 star'
Whenever I go to new cities, I always yelp the strip clubs. No shame in my game.
People who review them fall into these general categories:
1) Brosephs who complain they aren't let is because they have fashionably torn jeans, even when they're wearing a $5000 watch
2) Wives/girlfriends who talk about how hot the women are and how they loved buying a lap dance for their man
3) People who have someone in their party kicked out because they're too drunk and/or handsy
4) Guys who say they "never go to strip clubs and definitely don't write reviews" but were dragged there by coworkers on a business trip
5) Strippers, who were spurned in some way, talking about how turrible the management is
RE: Electile Dysfunction (Current students plz look!) - ScottyB - 02-22-2019
WRXtranceformed Wrote:"It’s f---ing hilarious to me that Bob Kraft is going to a $200 rub and tug in f---ing florida
like, cmon man, you’re rich as hell. I expect a better class of sex crime from you."
G.Irish Wrote:“Nobody believed in us.”
- Robert Kraft to his genitals
i am absolutely killed dead on the floor right now. everything about this was funny and the comments just took it to a level i did not think possible
Apoc Wrote:I think we can all agree that when your balls need to be deflated, it's all you can think about it until it happens.
![[Image: tenor.gif?itemid=9399457]](https://media1.tenor.com/images/f23c08cf1e20a9ff85584a81d4b01ab6/tenor.gif?itemid=9399457)
RE: Electile Dysfunction (Current students plz look!) - Gordonovski - 02-22-2019
(02-22-2019, 02:31 PM)Apoc Wrote: 1) Brosephs who complain they aren't let is because they have fashionably torn jeans, even when they're wearing a $5000 watch
Hey now, I'm pretty sure Lee has more class than to wear torn jeans.
RE: Electile Dysfunction (Current students plz look!) - WRXtranceformed - 02-22-2019
(02-22-2019, 02:26 PM)G.Irish Wrote: 'She left a shit stain on my pants - 1 star'
I literally just died hahahaha
RE: Electile Dysfunction (Current students plz look!) - G.Irish - 02-22-2019
And sure enough, here is a review about Sundowners in Niagara (my #2 of all time):
Quote:Two girls dragged me in for a private dance, I asked the price and they told me that I don't need to worry about it, as I tried to politely reject the offer they did not listen. I finally accepted since there was no way out and I was getting annoyed.
Firstly the ladies were pretty but when one of them basically had her ass next to my face I was able to see a shit stain and the smell was horrible, I told them that I was done. I was gonna pay them 50$ each for their troubles but they said I owed them 500$.
I explained to the bouncer that the dance hasn't even lasted 2 minutes and one of them should atleast clean herself because the smell of sweat and shit is no appealing at all. He was very rude and didn't care about what I said l. I even told him to go take a whiff but he was not having it.
Good place if you want to get scammed or have someone shit on your face.
I'm gonna go to the hospital later to check if I have caught pink eye
RE: Electile Dysfunction (Current students plz look!) - WRXtranceformed - 02-22-2019
This thread just got so much better
![[Image: 52557693_420405692034039_703851195994734...e=5CE20AD9]](https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.15752-9/52557693_420405692034039_7038511959947345920_n.png?_nc_cat=101&_nc_ht=scontent-lga3-1.xx&oh=c470c7d24fd59a3c4f40b12a22a6f8d6&oe=5CE20AD9)
RE: Electile Dysfunction (Current students plz look!) - JPolen01 - 02-22-2019
(02-22-2019, 03:22 PM)G.Irish Wrote: And sure enough, here is a review about Sundowners in Niagara (my #2 of all time):
Niagara Falls, Canada right? I actually went there a couple of years ago. Never seen so many strippers in one place before 9pm. Do Canadians not tip? They thought we were weirdos for tipping the stage dancers.
Place was A+. Would go again.
Electile Dysfunction (Current students plz look!) - G.Irish - 02-22-2019
Yep, that's the one. We went there for a buddy's birthday who's from upstate NY. I took too many shots at the behest of a dancer and ended up stumbling out there fucking wasted. Had a good time up to that point tho.
Spearmint Rhino in Vegas was number 1.
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RE: Electile Dysfunction (Current students plz look!) - Apoc - 02-22-2019
Damnit. This Kraft thing is creating work for me.
Electile Dysfunction (Current students plz look!) - JPolen01 - 02-26-2019
So Mark Harris pulled out of the new election in NC. Did not see that coming although I think he just barley won the primary the first go round. Will be interesting to see how people vote the second time - if people lost faith in the GOP there or not.
RE: Electile Dysfunction (Current students plz look!) - .RJ - 02-26-2019
(02-26-2019, 06:48 PM)JPolen01 Wrote: if people lost faith in the GOP there or not.
unlikely. guns and fetuses yeehaw.
https://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/politics-government/election/article226814399.html
Though Harris endorsed Republican Stony Rushing, a Union County commissioner, for the congressional seat Tuesday, his withdrawal opens the door to other Republicans.
![[Image: gtnitd57sx7z8pugrx06.png]](https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/gtnitd57sx7z8pugrx06.png)
Rushing, via his Facebook page, has spent the past two months constantly trying to throw cold water on the investigation and board hearings into the now-confirmed reports of election fraud. In late December, Rushing wrote on his Facebook page the investigation into the Ninth District was “a political coup by the State Board and the Democrat leaders on that board.” He followed that post up with one featuring this meme:
![[Image: a4em942lrizkxrshwv4f.png]](https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--RmzdXE88--/c_fit,dpr_2.0,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/a4em942lrizkxrshwv4f.png)
RE: Electile Dysfunction (Current students plz look!) - Jake - 02-27-2019
What are we going to do about Information Technology??
Seriously, if you're going to make an add trying to rag on someone else while also promoting yourself, have the decency to use proper fucking grammar.
RE: Electile Dysfunction (Current students plz look!) - CaptainHenreh - 02-27-2019
(02-27-2019, 09:42 AM)Jake Wrote: What are we going to do about Information Technology??
Seriously, if you're going to make an add trying to rag on someone else while also promoting yourself, have the decency to use proper fucking grammar.
I mean, it's gonna be shared by people who repost Minion memes, so punctuation and grammar come second...
RE: Electile Dysfunction (Current students plz look!) - JPolen01 - 02-27-2019
Live steam of Michael Cohen's testimony. If he can corroborate any of his claims we may have something big. If not, just more bullshit. Something tells me he has some evidence to back up his claims.
RE: Electile Dysfunction (Current students plz look!) - ScottyB - 02-27-2019
.RJ Wrote:
in case you youngin's in here don't understand the reference - he's dressed up as Boss Hogg from the 80's show Dukes of Hazzard. Who as a character, was basically a cigar chomping, fat, scheming, greedy, unethical commissioner and also generally a bumbling idiot who enjoyed excess in the face of a relatively humble population in Hazzard.
quite a personal declaration to want to identify with that.