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Re: You know what really grinds my gears?! - *insertusernamehere* - 08-07-2016

Senor_Taylor Wrote:Ricers.

You know, I used to not care too much. If you want 10 degrees negative camber and ugly wheels with stretched tires, sure.

Now that I have a Miata again and I'm meeting other Miata people, they are all ricers. I go to a car meet on Tuesday nights and it's just Subaru people with their Hello Kitty bullshit hanging off their mirrors, cars with 20+ stickers on the windows, or a Miata slammed with cambered out wheels and stickers all over it, but they don't have the money to fix their blown head gasket because they spent it on race land coilovers for mad stance points. When you talk to them, all they want to talk about is their plans to turbo their car, tune it, lower it, etc. It's exhausting. Why is this appealing to people? Why the hell do you want to scrape on every bump in the road in an AUTOMATIC Miata? (yes, someone has an auto Miata with a blown head gasket that they drove to multiple meets.) I think over half of the Miatas I run into nowadays are modded to the point where they handle worse than they did before, and I feel like it's shifting more and more into that direction every day. Everyone cares too much about how their car looks and not about the other 99% of their vehicle. These people will pop their hoods so you can see their painted valve covers and silicone hoses, but they can't talk to you about anything deeper than that because they don't actually know anything. Of course, they know EVERY type and model of wheel out there, but they don't even know what kind of package their Miata is, or how to change their own brake pads.

Maybe I'm just now noticing this, or maybe I'm just looking in the wrong places, but I'm disappointed by how few "real" car people there are out there without having to go to the track.
Lol these are car guys at large. They only bother me when they try to make it seem like everyone should be stancing and if you're not you're doing it wrong. Some people are just in it for the hype, some just don't know better and some are scared/nervous to actually do extensive engine work. All of which is fine and imo adds some interesting variety to the car world. I don't mind a well stanced luxo-barge. Just don't make it seem like you're the ultimate car guy for it.

Reminds of this one kid in harrisonburg. Oh man, I'm bored so story time.

This young fellow comes into advance and tells me has a '96 323is and he needs a clutch fan. Of course we don't have the part at advance, so I recommend him to rockauto, pelican and fcp, noting the 2 latter ones will be better quality. As he leaves I drift over to the front of the store to check out the car and the thing is slammed on e39 stock wheels, chopped off muffler, dirty dull black paint, m3 front bumper - scraped his way out of the lot.

So 2 days later he comes back and says he needs a socket for his taillight. Of course, we don't have it. I send him online again. I asked him if he got the fan yet
"oh nah, imma get it soon tho"
"is the car overheating or anything"
"yeah but like only if I sit too long or run it too hard but it don't like go all the way red so it's cool tho imma just get a cheap one."

Fast forward a week or 2? IDK just whenever he showed up again, but this time to pick my brain! He doesn't have a fan clutch tool but needs to get the bolt off. So I tell him we don't have anything at advance that'll do the trick so go order the fan tool. My coworker overhears us and goes and grabs the big ass 32mm wrench off the floor and hands it to him. OK, lemme tell y'all, this is WAY to big for the space, I made SURE to tell him this. Needless to say homeboy ignores me out of excitement and races home to pull off his fan.

The next evening he comes in (lol) "hey I need a thermostat housing". I start smiling in a failed effort at not laughing in his face, so I asked him what happened and sure enough he cracked the housing trying to fit that big ass wrench in there.
"can I return that wrench man that thing was expensiveeee"
"no, it's yours"
"damn".

Surprisingly we had a thermostat, sold him and he's off. HE COMES BACK FUCKING AGAIN 2 HOURS LATER
"yo maaan this stupid ass car the damn thing broke I was tightening it and the plastic cracked."
"YOU TIGHTENED IT TOO MUCH"
"Imma sell this car its bad man they just break".

We order him a new tstat and when he picks it up he tells me he's about to trade it for a stanced Miata with every panel from the doors forward a different color. He's excited about this.

Stay with me we're not done yet.

So sometime after the semester ends I'm pulling up to Wendy's to feed my fat ass something with bacon and as i pull into the lot i see this cleeaannn early model e30 but swapped to late model bumpers (cool points imo). I park beside it and start looking the thing over from front to back. Who comes outside? Mr. 323. I'm honestly shocked lol. He tells me he traded some guy from fredvegas just the week prior. I'm like
"OH! He traded you that for this?!"
"haha yeah he was kinda mad cause it started overheating when he started driving home on 33 and he had to get it towed he was threatening to not send me the title" (WHY DOESN'T HE ALREADY HAVE THAT WHAT?!?)

So he tells me his new e30 (80k miles, reupholstered cloth seats) needs a pass window reg, pass front shock, a slight rough idle and a check engine light (lol). So I'm thinking good, this is good, just get the codes checked, probably just needs something on the ignition side of things, do a valve adjustment, get a new shock and the regulator is cheap if he pokes around the fb page (he asks me what fb page I'm taking about ha) and he'll have a really clean car.

But no, what does homeboy tell me? How he's going to build the head and bottom end, what turbo he's going to buy, that the m20 is low compression and really good for boost (i lost count of how many times he said the word "compression" it was like a child that learned "hello" 30 mins ago), what exhaust he wants, he's not touching that shock because he knows what coilovers he prefers...

Yeah... You do that my friend, ya couldn't even afford your tstat housing after you were told how to not break it and you're not even going to fix the regulator BUT YOU'RE GONNA TURBO YOUR LOW COMPRESSION MOTOR E30 YEAH OKAY.


Re: You know what really grinds my gears?! - Senor_Taylor - 08-07-2016

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Re: You know what really grinds my gears?! - CaptainHenreh - 08-08-2016

That was par for the course when I worked at advance.

except it wasn't shitty old BMW's but shitty old civics.


Re: You know what really grinds my gears?! - jbails39 - 08-08-2016

Senor_Taylor Wrote:Ricers.

You know, I used to not care too much. If you want 10 degrees negative camber and ugly wheels with stretched tires, sure.

Now that I have a Miata again and I'm meeting other Miata people, they are all ricers. I go to a car meet on Tuesday nights and it's just Subaru people with their Hello Kitty bullshit hanging off their mirrors, cars with 20+ stickers on the windows, or a Miata slammed with cambered out wheels and stickers all over it, but they don't have the money to fix their blown head gasket because they spent it on race land coilovers for mad stance points. When you talk to them, all they want to talk about is their plans to turbo their car, tune it, lower it, etc. It's exhausting. Why is this appealing to people? Why the hell do you want to scrape on every bump in the road in an AUTOMATIC Miata? (yes, someone has an auto Miata with a blown head gasket that they drove to multiple meets.) I think over half of the Miatas I run into nowadays are modded to the point where they handle worse than they did before, and I feel like it's shifting more and more into that direction every day. Everyone cares too much about how their car looks and not about the other 99% of their vehicle. These people will pop their hoods so you can see their painted valve covers and silicone hoses, but they can't talk to you about anything deeper than that because they don't actually know anything. Of course, they know EVERY type and model of wheel out there, but they don't even know what kind of package their Miata is, or how to change their own brake pads.

Maybe I'm just now noticing this, or maybe I'm just looking in the wrong places, but I'm disappointed by how few "real" car people there are out there without having to go to the track.



I'll be frank: it's because talking about head-gaskets and what coolant you run is boring. Nobody wants to talk shop unless shit has really hit the literal fan and provides some material to bitch about for a few minutes. I for one would gladly rather bullshit about turbos and wheels and things that look cool, even if deep down everyone knows it won't happen/ is ridiculous. Nobody wants to go to a car meet and look at what may as well be a bunch of stock sedans in showroom quality.

Being a "real" car person is entirely subjective. I can do surface-level bolt on work and a few harder items, but beyond that it really is more stress than it's worth. You will find this is common to most car people who aren't hardcore track nuts/shop owners.

If you want serious talk, you need to go somewhere it's appreciated, like a track, otherwise you will continue to be disappointed.


You know what really grinds my gears?! - JPolen01 - 08-17-2016

Fuckin inconsiderate assholes.

Backstory....I received an inbound lead inquiring about our services on my day off. I called the gentleman right away because that's how you make money. Set up an appointment and all is good. Go to appointment and meet him and his partner. I go through my needs analysis and presentation. I make my recommendation and of course there is a third partner (not present) who only speaks Russian that they need to discuss with. Well fuck this then. I ask to use their bathroom. When I return one of them asks what I can do if they sign today. I waive their implementation fee and all is well, we shake hands and I agree to return this Thursday to pick up the necessary paperwork to get them started.

Get to yesterday and I can't get a hold of them. Call today and when I ask for Karl I am hung up on. When I call back I can't get through. It seems whoever answered blocked my number as none of the three numbers I have work but when I call from the wife's cell it goes right through.

This is honestly the most childish thing I have ever seen a grown ass man pull. If you changed your mind that's fine with me - just tell me so that I can either overcome your objection or move on to the next guy. My time is worth quite a bit and I would rather not have to spend countless hours chasing down some asshole.


Re: You know what really grinds my gears?! - *insertusernamehere* - 08-17-2016

JPolen01 Wrote:Fuckin inconsiderate assholes.

So I'm driving home today and I'm coming up on the changeover from 2 lanes to 1 lane. I'm in the left lane and the right lane merges. This motherfucker is like 4 cars back in a god damn corolla and can't pull hard enough to pass me with room. Instead of backing off and falling in behind, where there was PLENTY of room, this son of a bitch keeps coming up on my right and now we're side to side with no white line in between us anymore, just a narrowing lane, and I can clearly hear the shitbox downshift and scream for hell trying to shove his ass ahead of me. He passed by the clear coat on his bumper. I had no intentions of backing off or moving over. If I really had no shits for his safety I would have closed the damn gap and driven down the center of the lane and pushed him off the road. Ugh.


Re: You know what really grinds my gears?! - Ken - 08-18-2016

JPolen01 Wrote:Fuckin inconsiderate assholes.

Backstory....I received an inbound lead inquiring about our services on my day off. I called the gentleman right away because that's how you make money. Set up an appointment and all is good. Go to appointment and meet him and his partner. I go through my needs analysis and presentation. I make my recommendation and of course there is a third partner (not present) who only speaks Russian that they need to discuss with. Well fuck this then. I ask to use their bathroom. When I return one of them asks what I can do if they sign today. I waive their implementation fee and all is well, we shake hands and I agree to return this Thursday to pick up the necessary paperwork to get them started.

Get to yesterday and I can't get a hold of them. Call today and when I ask for Karl I am hung up on. When I call back I can't get through. It seems whoever answered blocked my number as none of the three numbers I have work but when I call from the wife's cell it goes right through.

This is honestly the most childish thing I have ever seen a grown ass man pull. If you changed your mind that's fine with me - just tell me so that I can either overcome your objection or move on to the next guy. My time is worth quite a bit and I would rather not have to spend countless hours chasing down some asshole.

Looks to me like they just used your quote against someone else to get them to drop pricing maybe? Either way, total dick move.

Had something similar happen to me the other week, some customer using some used car buying tactics on me and I wasn't having it. Sorry, the already reduced pricing you asked for, twice, to meet "management's" budget is it. You cannot use that excuse a third time.


Re: You know what really grinds my gears?! - JPolen01 - 08-18-2016

Ken Wrote:Looks to me like they just used your quote against someone else to get them to drop pricing maybe? Either way, total dick move.
It's possible but unlikely. They were doing everything in house prior to our meeting. They may be shopping around, but I think there is something strange going on with the partners. One was very excited to move forward, the other not much emotion.


Re: You know what really grinds my gears?! - WRXtranceformed - 08-18-2016

Yeah that is frustrating, I could probably write a book about crazy / frustrating stories about sales situations I've experienced over the years. I had one executive pissed that I had stronger relationships with his field directors than he did. He was new to the org and decided on a whim to drop our services and go with a competitor, disrupting a long-time relationship with a LOT of documented success and productivity. When his field teams called and asked me for their services I had to inform them that they no longer had access to use us anymore. He got about 16 different firey emails from his peers because they weren't consulted in this change and he blasted me on an email like a pussy, ccing my boss and our CEO. I lost the business but needless to say that douchenozzle lost his job about a year later and now they are back to doing business with us again. And because of poor management across the chain, they got snapped up by a private equity firm and their CEO backed out of his family business.

I had another instance with my biggest account, a new CHRO was hired in from our website and for whatever reason had a grudge against our company. That seems odd that you would use us to get your new job but wouldn't implement our services to help people get new ones at your new company. But whatever it was the same story, massive documented success, saved them over $10M in 12 months time, I actually had a seat at their dang office I was there so much. She was super old school and refused any of our meetings, flat out denied all of the successes we had compiled both on our end and the client side...testimonials etc. She stymied a $1.5M deal, changed things back to how business used to be there and quite literally set their teams back a good 12-18 months. I got a call from one of my closest contacts there a few months ago who left the company (along with many others due to this chick) and he informed me that they fired her.

It's kind of a problem I have now with the way the sales world is evolving. Yeah yeah, I get you get tired of talking to these second rate used-car salesmen selling software or services or whatever, and there are a lot of them. But for better or for worse, the e-commerce revolution has changed the way a lot of people view the act of buying things and unfortunately in the business world when you are dealing with big problems with complex solutions and large price tags, you cannot remove the expert / SME element and personal connection with a salesperson / trusted advisor. As much as you would love to one-click shop for a complex data tool or a piece of advanced tracking or marketing software, this is where the one-on-one relationships are actually important.

Jon, if we get up sometime we'll have to share more war stories :lol:


Re: You know what really grinds my gears?! - BLINGMW - 09-15-2016

When I look at a calendar event or email date and it cleverly resolves to "today" or "yesterday". Great now I have to look somewhere else to see what day "today" is! :oops:

(totally fine if I can change this behavior, not fine when the app in question doesn't let me)


Re: You know what really grinds my gears?! - SlimKlim - 09-21-2016

Ok I got one. Fucking car people. Specifically all the NOVA fucktards who consider the mere sight of another sporty car as a personal assault on their manhood, which they now must defend by driving in an excessively dangerous and retarded manner.

Example 1: Attempting to go to the bank on Sunday morning. Sitting at a light. A piece of white trash in a modded white Chevy SS pulls up behind me. Light changes. I accelerate like a normal person and shift into 2nd. Glance up and he's standing on his brakes to not fucking shove his shitty car's nose up my car's ass. I flick him off for riding my ass and he whips around me so he can try to stare me down with his beady little eyes from under his fucking flat brim. Like, i get it, your car is cool, my car is cool, why the fuck do you need to attempt to touch my cool car with your cool car? Surely you don't want yellow paint transfer all over the front of it?

Example 2: Turban wearing chucklefuck in a black E55. I'm cruising down the on ramp at 60 mph. He sees me from way back at the beginning of the on ramp and stands on it to catch up with me, then proceeds to blow my fucking doors off, ON THE RIGHT, at at least 100mph. All to beat me to the fucking traffic jam 200 yards up the highway.

So yea. I hate car people.


Re: You know what really grinds my gears?! - *insertusernamehere* - 09-21-2016

I think I'd agree. The general car community sucks.


Re: You know what really grinds my gears?! - *insertusernamehere* - 09-21-2016

*insertusernamehere* Wrote:
Senor_Taylor Wrote:Ricers.

You know, I used to not care too much. If you want 10 degrees negative camber and ugly wheels with stretched tires, sure.

Now that I have a Miata again and I'm meeting other Miata people, they are all ricers. I go to a car meet on Tuesday nights and it's just Subaru people with their Hello Kitty bullshit hanging off their mirrors, cars with 20+ stickers on the windows, or a Miata slammed with cambered out wheels and stickers all over it, but they don't have the money to fix their blown head gasket because they spent it on race land coilovers for mad stance points. When you talk to them, all they want to talk about is their plans to turbo their car, tune it, lower it, etc. It's exhausting. Why is this appealing to people? Why the hell do you want to scrape on every bump in the road in an AUTOMATIC Miata? (yes, someone has an auto Miata with a blown head gasket that they drove to multiple meets.) I think over half of the Miatas I run into nowadays are modded to the point where they handle worse than they did before, and I feel like it's shifting more and more into that direction every day. Everyone cares too much about how their car looks and not about the other 99% of their vehicle. These people will pop their hoods so you can see their painted valve covers and silicone hoses, but they can't talk to you about anything deeper than that because they don't actually know anything. Of course, they know EVERY type and model of wheel out there, but they don't even know what kind of package their Miata is, or how to change their own brake pads.

Maybe I'm just now noticing this, or maybe I'm just looking in the wrong places, but I'm disappointed by how few "real" car people there are out there without having to go to the track.
Lol these are car guys at large. They only bother me when they try to make it seem like everyone should be stancing and if you're not you're doing it wrong. Some people are just in it for the hype, some just don't know better and some are scared/nervous to actually do extensive engine work. All of which is fine and imo adds some interesting variety to the car world. I don't mind a well stanced luxo-barge. Just don't make it seem like you're the ultimate car guy for it.

Reminds of this one kid in harrisonburg. Oh man, I'm bored so story time.

This young fellow comes into advance and tells me has a '96 323is and he needs a clutch fan. Of course we don't have the part at advance, so I recommend him to rockauto, pelican and fcp, noting the 2 latter ones will be better quality. As he leaves I drift over to the front of the store to check out the car and the thing is slammed on e39 stock wheels, chopped off muffler, dirty dull black paint, m3 front bumper - scraped his way out of the lot.

So 2 days later he comes back and says he needs a socket for his taillight. Of course, we don't have it. I send him online again. I asked him if he got the fan yet
"oh nah, imma get it soon tho"
"is the car overheating or anything"
"yeah but like only if I sit too long or run it too hard but it don't like go all the way red so it's cool tho imma just get a cheap one."

Fast forward a week or 2? IDK just whenever he showed up again, but this time to pick my brain! He doesn't have a fan clutch tool but needs to get the bolt off. So I tell him we don't have anything at advance that'll do the trick so go order the fan tool. My coworker overhears us and goes and grabs the big ass 32mm wrench off the floor and hands it to him. OK, lemme tell y'all, this is WAY to big for the space, I made SURE to tell him this. Needless to say homeboy ignores me out of excitement and races home to pull off his fan.

The next evening he comes in (lol) "hey I need a thermostat housing". I start smiling in a failed effort at not laughing in his face, so I asked him what happened and sure enough he cracked the housing trying to fit that big ass wrench in there.
"can I return that wrench man that thing was expensiveeee"
"no, it's yours"
"damn".

Surprisingly we had a thermostat, sold him and he's off. HE COMES BACK FUCKING AGAIN 2 HOURS LATER
"yo maaan this stupid ass car the damn thing broke I was tightening it and the plastic cracked."
"YOU TIGHTENED IT TOO MUCH"
"Imma sell this car its bad man they just break".

We order him a new tstat and when he picks it up he tells me he's about to trade it for a stanced Miata with every panel from the doors forward a different color. He's excited about this.

Stay with me we're not done yet.

So sometime after the semester ends I'm pulling up to Wendy's to feed my fat ass something with bacon and as i pull into the lot i see this cleeaannn early model e30 but swapped to late model bumpers (cool points imo). I park beside it and start looking the thing over from front to back. Who comes outside? Mr. 323. I'm honestly shocked lol. He tells me he traded some guy from fredvegas just the week prior. I'm like
"OH! He traded you that for this?!"
"haha yeah he was kinda mad cause it started overheating when he started driving home on 33 and he had to get it towed he was threatening to not send me the title" (WHY DOESN'T HE ALREADY HAVE THAT WHAT?!?)

So he tells me his new e30 (80k miles, reupholstered cloth seats) needs a pass window reg, pass front shock, a slight rough idle and a check engine light (lol). So I'm thinking good, this is good, just get the codes checked, probably just needs something on the ignition side of things, do a valve adjustment, get a new shock and the regulator is cheap if he pokes around the fb page (he asks me what fb page I'm taking about ha) and he'll have a really clean car.

But no, what does homeboy tell me? How he's going to build the head and bottom end, what turbo he's going to buy, that the m20 is low compression and really good for boost (i lost count of how many times he said the word "compression" it was like a child that learned "hello" 30 mins ago), what exhaust he wants, he's not touching that shock because he knows what coilovers he prefers...

Yeah... You do that my friend, ya couldn't even afford your tstat housing after you were told how to not break it and you're not even going to fix the regulator BUT YOU'RE GONNA TURBO YOUR LOW COMPRESSION MOTOR E30 YEAH OKAY.
Also apparently there's an update to this, if anyone cares. James replaced me at the store in hburg.He texted me and told me the kid came back in and started ranting about how bad BMW inline 6's are.

He's now driving an Audi A4.... Mhm.....


Re: You know what really grinds my gears?! - davej - 09-26-2016

Couple of cars street racing through my neighborhood about 2:30a Sunday morning. Guy jumped the curb in my neighbors house, did a 180, came back into the cul-de-sac, over the curb again into an empty lot, and somehow got it backed out of there.

I came out to an abandoned M5 in the morning that might need an alignment. :dunno:

Glad the guy(s) didn't hit one of the trees or plow through the guy's living room, and I'm assuming everyone was ok, but common man.

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Re: You know what really grinds my gears?! - WRXtranceformed - 09-26-2016

Wow, that could have been stolen too


Re: You know what really grinds my gears?! - SlimKlim - 09-26-2016

Eh, stupid motherfuckers crashing the M5 daddy bought them isn't exactly new. Is it Jake?


Re: You know what really grinds my gears?! - Jake - 09-26-2016

SlimKlim Wrote:Eh, stupid motherfuckers crashing the M5 daddy bought them isn't exactly new. Is it Jake?

I don't know, I figure Remy is probably still in jail so this can't be his doing. :mrgreen:


Re: You know what really grinds my gears?! - BLINGMW - 10-05-2016

"pre-pay at pump required"

Now look, in a big city, if you're having problems with drive-offs, fine. I want to get out of there too. But grocery stores and home-improvement stores have product outside on the damn sidewalk. They want people to shop and apparently not enough people take it as an invite to throw some extra deck furniture and plants in the trunk. So at the gas station, why treat the customer as a criminal as they buy the thing you don't make much $$ off of, when you really want them to come inside and buy an overpriced Four Loko?
I found one article that said yearly losses in drive-offs were $800-$1400, another said approx one per week, so maybe twice that. The average store also does over $1 million per year NOT including gas sales. Just use the cameras, that you've had forever, to report the few thefts and if that makes your in-store sales even 1% higher, you come out ahead. I would like to say I'm part of the 1% that is likely to come inside to use the bathroom, and if I haven't already run my card outside I'm more likely to pick up something else before I hit the counter.
I find this extra hilarious when I pull up in my logo'd van, with my business name and phone number all over it, flip up the handle and the damn attendant won't turn on the pump. :finger:
Also while you're at it, please stop with the tv on the pump showing Jimmy Fallon clips. Can I just have a moment of peace? Thank you.


Re: You know what really grinds my gears?! - WRXtranceformed - 10-07-2016

Social media post: "Celebrating a decade with the love of my life *kissing emoji* *kissing emoji*" + 16 wedding photo shares and profile pic change.

Same girl who tried to bang my buddy a few years ago and told him she would leave her husband if he just gave her the word.


Re: You know what really grinds my gears?! - ScottyB - 10-07-2016

:lol:

its amazing what a facade social media can be for some people once you really know who they are. its a great tool but man, truth can be stranger than fiction sometimes.