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+--- Thread: So this girl keeps setting off my alarm. (/showthread.php?tid=2011)
- .RJ - 04-04-2005
Let the air out of her tires and superglue her valve stem caps on.
- Ginger - 04-04-2005
.RJ Wrote:Let the air out of her tires and superglue her valve stem caps on.
HAHAHAHAH! That's the best one yet.
Just go talk to her; most people don't have the cojones to say anything except "sorry" when you do that, anyways.
- BLAIR - 04-04-2005
asteele2 Wrote:.RJ Wrote:Let the air out of her tires and superglue her valve stem caps on.
HAHAHAHAH! That's the best one yet.
Just go talk to her; most people don't have the cojones to say anything except "sorry" when you do that, anyways.
or.. maybe she will say she sets it off because the sound of your alarm makes her horny for civic si's or since she drives a honda too maybe she thinks your honda is making a mating call sound to hers???
- Ginger - 04-04-2005
After reading Blair's post I officially retract my statement.
This is definiely a mating ritual.
Go get 'em, chachi!
- Chris - 04-05-2005
I may be wrong but I remember reading a Dart in the Breeze a couple days ago about some car alarm that went off all night long and kept some girl up... maybe that was yours?? and now shes just f'ing with you??
- Dave - 04-05-2005
honestly, go talk to her. You know who she is and where she lives, go knock on her door and tell her that she has absolutely no reason to be intentionally be setting off your alarm, unless she is just a bitch. If her roomates are there, double the fun.
If that doesn't work, I'll help you let the air out of her tires and superglue them valve stems. That sounds like great fun. Also, I'm getting pretty good and this whole dissassembly of car thing.
- Myuki - 04-05-2005
WRXtranceformed Wrote:You need that electrifying security system that James Bond had on his BMW in Tomorrow Never Dies ( I think it was?) :lol:yes, that is the correct movie, 8)
ZZZAP!
- Dragon - 04-05-2005
christo Wrote:I'm on the 3rd floor, she would've been gone by the time I got down there.Step 1) Open Window & Screen
Step 2) Aim Paintball gun at said bitches head
Step 3) Pull Trigger
Step 4) Yell, now stop messing with my car bitch!
- Mike - 04-05-2005
paintball gun? GOSH you're a pussy matt.
- Dragon - 04-05-2005
If he's concerned about her not being there by the time he can get down to "talk" to her, gotta reach out and touch her somehow.
- Mike - 04-05-2005
paintball gun though? if you're gonna bust a cap, bust a cap.
- Dave - 04-05-2005
yeah, but 1st degree murder is a whole other story man
- Evan - 04-05-2005
Mike Wrote:if you're gonna bust a cap, bust a cap.Mike the white suburban gangsta
- CaptainHenreh - 04-05-2005
Yeah. He does drive-bys in his white Honda Civic.
Now we know who shot Tupac.
- Mike - 04-05-2005
i'm from philly bitches! HARDCORE GANGSTAAAA!
- Dragon - 04-05-2005
They raise them hardcore in Philly, specially when they send em down to NoVA before they start preschool.
- Mike - 04-05-2005
yayyuhhh! whistle tippppsss!
- deeseetoo - 04-05-2005
dude, write a letter to the clubhouse, i'm sure because your a resident and are paying rent, they will promptly assist you any way they can...
j/k, i'm in Ashby too, is this the accord that has its WHOLE front bumper painted, down to the mesh grille and H symbol?
- Jeff - 04-06-2005
Land mines...thats all I have to say
- Myuki - 04-06-2005
walk up to her with a stick, and hit her, and go "NO!"