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Re: The one you probably grew up in - CaptainHenreh - 11-12-2015

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I'm like a bird...actually more like a hardass pterodactyl...

Re: The one you probably grew up in - Jewels - 11-12-2015

Apoc Wrote:Maybe we aren't so stoopid after all.

I'm officially not having fun with this any more. :?

This might be a truer statement then you know.

Re: The one you probably grew up in - WRXtranceformed - 11-12-2015

Errrm alright yeah imma slip out the back doww now.. :o

Rex I'm still gonna RIB you for buying a minivan and I was going to say you would be welcome to do the same to me for contemplating giving up the xfr for a pickup truck...but it's not even CLOSE to the same thing :lol:

Re: The one you probably grew up in - CaptainHenreh - 11-12-2015

Aiight so since Dave has bailed on me for a "keys and handshake pic" I'm gonna lay it to you fuckers straight:

Some dickcheese from central virginia bought this Odyssey. You buy a honda minivan you're a hair touched because in the minivan hierarchy they're pretty much garbage. Like, right above a Quest.

So no. I didn't buy a minivan. Still driving a Prius. Still have had a frickin' stable of high performance automobiles none of which fit in my life very well right now. For 10 years I spent a weekend a month at the track surrounded by tire smoke and race fuel but the minute I buy the vehicle that best suits my needs, I hear nothing but shit for it. Which, whatever, but it's annoying as hell: You think I want to drive this escape pod hybrid piece of bullshit hippie trash to work every day? No. No I fucking do NOT. If I had my druthers I'd have a E63 wagon or a CTS-V or some other piece of equally ridiculous tire-shredding jackenapery but unless one of YOU motherfuckers is offering to pay my car payment and insurance I'm just gonna get in my toyota and drive to work with my daughter in the back seat and my gym bag in the hatch and I'm gonna like it as much as I can.

God, you petty judgemental asscunts. What if I'd actually needed to buy this? Shit, what if I were in kind of an awkward situation, you motherfuckers gonna make a bad situation even fucking worse by busting my nuts about it. "Herpa derp Rex bought a minivan" would be the new bullshit 'harlem shake' for you guys to toss on me but really think about that for a minute: Ain't no motherfucker on planet earth bought a minivan if he didn't NEED to (jeff excluded) and if I really NEEDED to, you think the shit I want to hear from my friends and associates is any fuckin' post that's been made in this thread? No it is not.

Look, my life isn't easy. I'm a grown ass man with grown ass problems. They're real and they're here today and I do my best to squash them if I can, manage them if I can't, and pretend they don't exist if those two fail. I won't outline the list but I have a whole pile of grownup bullshit to deal with. Shit that is hard and real and right now it predicates driving a goddam Prius. Maybe one day it'll require me driving a goddam minivan (but I hope a Flex, please laird jaysus.) and if that day comes where a Minivan is the best decision I can make for me and my family I will fucking make it and expect all y'all to shut your whore mouths.

Re: The one you probably grew up in - ScottyB - 11-12-2015

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i love you man.

for anyone not savvy, Rex spent most of his adult life at the track and has owned more cool shit (running or not) than almost anyone, so he gets a pass for the commuter mobile. joke's getting pretty dusty by now :thumbup:

Re: The one you probably grew up in - Apoc - 11-12-2015

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Re: The one you probably grew up in - rherold9 - 11-12-2015

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Edit: I wish I was old and knew what was going on. Big Grin

Re: The one you probably grew up in - WRXtranceformed - 11-12-2015

CaptainHenreh Wrote:Aiight so since Dave has bailed on me for a "keys and handshake pic" I'm gonna lay it to you fuckers straight:

Some dickcheese from central virginia bought this Odyssey. You buy a honda minivan you're a hair touched because in the minivan hierarchy they're pretty much garbage. Like, right above a Quest.

So no. I didn't buy a minivan. Still driving a Prius. Still have had a frickin' stable of high performance automobiles none of which fit in my life very well right now. For 10 years I spent a weekend a month at the track surrounded by tire smoke and race fuel but the minute I buy the vehicle that best suits my needs, I hear nothing but shit for it. Which, whatever, but it's annoying as hell: You think I want to drive this escape pod hybrid piece of bullshit hippie trash to work every day? No. No I fucking do NOT. If I had my druthers I'd have a E63 wagon or a CTS-V or some other piece of equally ridiculous tire-shredding jackenapery but unless one of YOU motherfuckers is offering to pay my car payment and insurance I'm just gonna get in my toyota and drive to work with my daughter in the back seat and my gym bag in the hatch and I'm gonna like it as much as I can.

God, you petty judgemental asscunts. What if I'd actually needed to buy this? Shit, what if I were in kind of an awkward situation, you motherfuckers gonna make a bad situation even fucking worse by busting my nuts about it. "Herpa derp Rex bought a minivan" would be the new bullshit 'harlem shake' for you guys to toss on me but really think about that for a minute: Ain't no motherfucker on planet earth bought a minivan if he didn't NEED to (jeff excluded) and if I really NEEDED to, you think the shit I want to hear from my friends and associates is any fuckin' post that's been made in this thread? No it is not.

Look, my life isn't easy. I'm a grown ass man with grown ass problems. They're real and they're here today and I do my best to squash them if I can, manage them if I can't, and pretend they don't exist if those two fail. I won't outline the list but I have a whole pile of grownup bullshit to deal with. Shit that is hard and real and right now it predicates driving a goddam Prius. Maybe one day it'll require me driving a goddam minivan (but I hope a Flex, please laird jaysus.) and if that day comes where a Minivan is the best decision I can make for me and my family I will fucking make it and expect all y'all to shut your whore mouths.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Come on man you know I would bust your balls no matter what the situation. Tongue What's life without being the beta every now and then?

If I was super rich I would sell you my car and subsidize the car payment and insurance difference just so I wouldn't have to come troubleshoot the problems with your tree hugger Prius in the parking lot of a Ballantyne hotel. Because at least with a supercharged V8 you would have a good excuse for running out of gas.... :wink:

I hope you all bust my balls just as much when you see what redneck cornfield burner I end up in.

Re: The one you probably grew up in - ScottyB - 11-12-2015

WRXtranceformed Wrote:I hope you all bust my balls just as much when you see what redneck cornfield burner I end up in.

nah that'll actually be cool, we can still get some decent cracks out of your watch collection :lol:

Re: The one you probably grew up in - Apoc - 11-12-2015

WRXtranceformed Wrote:What's life without being the beta every now and then?

This.

Re: The one you probably grew up in - WRXtranceformed - 11-12-2015

ScottyB Wrote:
WRXtranceformed Wrote:I hope you all bust my balls just as much when you see what redneck cornfield burner I end up in.

nah that'll actually be cool, we can still get some decent cracks out of your watch collection :lol:
:thumbup: :thumbup:

Re: The one you probably grew up in - Jake - 11-13-2015

CaptainHenreh Wrote:God, you petty judgemental asscunts.

I wondered how long it would take before you broke down and the "Hahaha yeah man Prius is the best commuter car ever and I have a Pussy Wagon keychain on my keys so LOLfuckthehaters" schtick crumbled.

Re: The one you probably grew up in - JPolen01 - 11-13-2015

Jake Wrote:
CaptainHenreh Wrote:God, you petty judgemental asscunts.

I wondered how long it would take before you broke down and the "Hahaha yeah man Prius is the best commuter car ever and I have a Pussy Wagon keychain on my keys so LOLfuckthehaters" schtick crumbled.
:lol:

Re: The one you probably grew up in - davej - 11-13-2015

Jake Wrote:
CaptainHenreh Wrote:God, you petty judgemental asscunts.

I wondered how long it would take before you broke down and the "Hahaha yeah man Prius is the best commuter car ever and I have a Pussy Wagon keychain on my keys so LOLfuckthehaters" schtick crumbled.

while this has just been a treat to watch unfold, I'll hold blame for the pre-mature Rex breakdown. We had a pretty good troll planned out, but between being out sick this week and trying to catch up on work when I was here, I never made time for shenanigans. I bet we coulda kept it going for a couple of weeks at least.

Re: The one you probably grew up in - Goodspeed - 11-13-2015

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Re: The one you probably grew up in - davej - 11-13-2015

CaptainHenreh Wrote:You buy a honda minivan you're a hair touched because in the minivan hierarchy they're pretty much garbage. Like, right above a Quest.

I'm going to need to see the full RexReview on MiniVans.

CaptainHenreh Wrote:So no. I didn't buy a minivan. Still driving a Prius. Still have had a frickin' stable or high performance automobiles none of which fit in my life very well right now. For 10 years I spent a weekend a month at the track surrounded by tire smoke and race fuel but the minute I buy the vehicle that best suits my needs, I hear nothing but shit for it.

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It's ok to get older Rex, happens to the best of us.

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Re: The one you probably grew up in - SlimKlim - 11-13-2015

I think I'm still missing the part where a joke about Rex buying a minivan is funny...

Re: The one you probably grew up in - Jake - 11-13-2015

SlimKlim Wrote:I think I'm still missing the part where a joke about Rex buying a minivan is funny...

Or the part about knocking his new girl up before actually being divorced and/or married again.

Re: The one you probably grew up in - Mike - 11-13-2015

sorry, got to this late. can someone fill me in? thanks.

edit: think i caught up. rex got his gf preggers while he was still married? that's f'd up.

Re: The one you probably grew up in - CaptainHenreh - 11-16-2015

Mike Wrote:sorry, got to this late. can someone fill me in? thanks.

edit: think i caught up. rex got his gf preggers while he was still married? that's f'd up.


Bitch it is a 2 page thread, it does not require a tl;dr.

And no, none of that happened. Nobody is carrying my baby.