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- John - 12-31-2007
.RJ Wrote:110) Not getting any christmas bonus 2 years in a row
Most companies have moved away from xmas bonuses since (1) it's no longer PC and they've gotten sued and (2) year-end closeout hasn't occurred to calculate "earnings" available for distribution.
- WRXtranceformed - 01-01-2008
116. People WHO DO NO UNDERSTAND THE RULES OF BEER PONG!! I thought the elbow rule was pretty universal, but apparently some people are okay with shooting from the halfway point of the table. I was calling SO MANY PEOPLE out on it last night and I was getting shit for it!! Also, they were playing automatic consolidation after each cup that was made which I argued was pretty retarded...but to no avail.
- Chris - 01-01-2008
WRXtranceformed Wrote:116. People WHO DO NO UNDERSTAND THE RULES OF BEER PONG!! I thought the elbow rule was pretty universal, but apparently some people are okay with shooting from the halfway point of the table. I was calling SO MANY PEOPLE out on it last night and I was getting shit for it!! Also, they were playing automatic consolidation after each cup that was made which I argued was pretty retarded...but to no avail.
yeah thats bs man, I like keeping with one consolidation per game and all the other JMU rules
- Mike - 01-01-2008
117. being a vick or a spears. bein' famous ain't easy!
- .RJ - 01-01-2008
John Wrote:Most companies have moved away from xmas bonuses since (1) it's no longer PC and they've gotten sued
How the f do you get sued for giving bonuses?
- WRXtranceformed - 01-01-2008
because some people are Jews and don't celebrate it. Same idea as those ppl who petition against malls doing Christmas stuff
- ScottyB - 01-01-2008
WRXtranceformed Wrote:I thought the elbow rule was pretty universal, but apparently some people are okay with shooting from the halfway point of the table.
i think violation of that rule skips banishment from the table and goes straight to ass kicking. the elbow rule is one of the cornerstones of beer pong etiquet, which is a major beer drinking sub-activity.
it's like knowing how to properly serve duty as a wingman or pour a solid mug of beer! :lol:
- WRXtranceformed - 01-01-2008
ScottyB Wrote:WRXtranceformed Wrote:I thought the elbow rule was pretty universal, but apparently some people are okay with shooting from the halfway point of the table.
i think violation of that rule skips banishment from the table and goes straight to ass kicking. the elbow rule is one of the cornerstones of beer pong etiquet, which is a major beer drinking sub-activity.
it's like knowing how to properly serve duty as a wingman or pour a solid mug of beer! :lol:
Beautifully put my friend!
- DavidM - 01-03-2008
118. Effing DMV requiring me to take a driving class because I'm under 20 and got one stupid speeding ticket. Not only do I have to waste a whole day learning how to drive...which is ironic since my ticket was on my bike...but DMV also kindly charges $75 for the course, after I went to court and payed their rediculously expensive ticket.
Cliff Notes: I hate speed traps and the DMV.
- Ginger - 01-03-2008
119) Losing power at least 3 times. If it goes out again, I'm just going home.
- Evan - 01-03-2008
WRXtranceformed Wrote:116. People WHO DO NO UNDERSTAND THE RULES OF BEER PONG!! I thought the elbow rule was pretty universal, but apparently some people are okay with shooting from the halfway point of the table. I was calling SO MANY PEOPLE out on it last night and I was getting shit for it!! Also, they were playing automatic consolidation after each cup that was made which I argued was pretty retarded...but to no avail.
at a party that we had at my old place in mclean there was this dumb slut from VT who tried to tell ME what the beer pong rules were at MY house.
3 donkey punches and a cleveland steamer shut her up.
- JohnC - 01-03-2008
Evan Wrote:at a party that we had at my old place in mclean there was this dumb slut from VT who tried to tell ME what the beer pong rules were at MY house.
3 donkey punches and a cleveland steamer shut her up.
cocoa butter?
- Evan - 01-03-2008
:lol:
(and no, that was definately a JMU girl.... )
- WRXtranceformed - 01-03-2008
Evan Wrote:WRXtranceformed Wrote:116. People WHO DO NO UNDERSTAND THE RULES OF BEER PONG!! I thought the elbow rule was pretty universal, but apparently some people are okay with shooting from the halfway point of the table. I was calling SO MANY PEOPLE out on it last night and I was getting shit for it!! Also, they were playing automatic consolidation after each cup that was made which I argued was pretty retarded...but to no avail.
at a party that we had at my old place in mclean there was this dumb slut from VT who tried to tell ME what the beer pong rules were at MY house.
3 donkey punches and a cleveland steamer shut her up.
Hokies trying to tell JMU people how to party??? It should be the other way around~ :lol:
- .RJ - 01-04-2008
120) The coworker that you share and office with sounds like a fucking hospital ventilator when he breathes. All the time. All day long.
121) Other coworkers that come into the office, proceed to have a meeting and a conference call (on speakerphone! you aint at home roger!) while you were already on the phone.
122) A 3% raise. Motherfucking 3%! Ugh. I should probably be happy I get paid too much to sit around and surf the internets most of the day, but still, thats a pretty crappy raise.
- D_Eclipse9916 - 01-04-2008
(123) Russell Fittings, Fuck Russell AN fittings....
1st one stripped out (alright maybe that is my fault, I thought at first) but I needed another fitting so I pick one up, its not russell, but in fact its better, got thicker threads and you can tell is just madw way better with good rolled edges to go in the hoses. Get about half a mile from home when number 2 of the 4 russell fittings on the car fucking pops out the hose and I lose all oil. Fuck, now im really starting to not like russell, again I get the different kind, but yeah...maybe on the off chance this could be my fault, but ive done tons of AN fittings and never any problems like this (never used Russell too before). So replace that and tonight, go out to drive the car, barely get out of the neighborhood and number 3 russell fitting blows out and strips. FUCK Russell, fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me, fool me three times and I should have learned my lesson.
Number 3 and 4 fitting will be replaced tomorrow and hopefully no leaks and I can finally beat up on the car. (if the shop I get my new fittings from is open)
- ScottyB - 01-05-2008
.RJ Wrote:122) A 3% raise. Motherfucking 3%!
i thought this was a pretty standard size raise for most businesses, usually to keep up with inflation/cost of living?
- .RJ - 01-05-2008
Its a cost of living adjustment... not really a raise at all - IMO.
"hey you did a great job this year - so we're going to just keep paying you the same - keep it up!"
- PDenbigh - 01-05-2008
Did you do anything to substantially increase the profitability of the company or improve the bottom line? If so, then you deserve a raise. If not, quitchabitchen ;-).
- .RJ - 01-05-2008
I did actually
I brought in and managed some new projects, which is more $$ for the company.