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It's Friday and I'm bored - Printable Version

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Re: It's Friday and I'm bored - BLINGMW - 10-08-2009

I want that playing on my TV 24/7, everything looks like water at those speeds

Re: It's Friday and I'm bored - Goodspeed - 10-09-2009

Funnies in 3....2....

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And to finish it off right, BEST...CL AD....EVER.

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To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 2009-05-27, 1:43 a.m. E.S.T.

I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.

First, I'd like t o apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason. My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 A CP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it
?!

I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].

After I called your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!

I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]

I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.


Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what 's going on with that? Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target.

The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice
long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).

In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.

Have a good day!

Thoughtfully yours,

Alex


Re: It's Friday and I'm bored - ScottyB - 10-09-2009

Goodspeed Wrote:[Image: 3994750936_d250a2abb4_o.jpg]

i think the happy colors make it just that much more hilarious

oh, and here's some more behind the owl-in-the-box

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"Hey girl, I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Girl you know we've been together such a long, long time (such a long time)
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
(Wooow) You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide (open wide)
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind (what is on my mind)
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside -- it's my owl in a box (it's in a box)
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin' real
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special girl
It's my owl in a box, my owl in a box girl
It's my owl in a box, my owl in a box girl
See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (girl)
And I got just the one, somethin' to show ya that you are second to none
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your scary ass bird in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
It's my owl in a box...my owl in a box girl
It's my owl in a box, my owl in a box girl
Christmas; owl in a box
Hanukkah; owl in a box
Kwanzaa; a owl in a box
Every single holiday my owl in a box
Over at your parent's house owl in a box
Mid day at the grocery store owl in a box
Backstage at the CMA's owl in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)
An owl in a box, an owl in a box, an owl in a box...

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT "

Re: It's Friday and I'm bored - TorinoCobra070 - 10-09-2009

lmao goodspeed... those were amazing. ill give this another try:

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Re: It's Friday and I'm bored - Mike - 10-10-2009

i've seen that bra or suit, whatever it is, on a stripper before.

Re: It's Friday and I'm bored - kcook - 10-12-2009

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Re: It's Friday and I'm bored - Mike - 10-13-2009

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Re: It's Friday and I'm bored - WRXtranceformed - 10-13-2009

Mike Wrote:http://www.thegirlsofmadison.com/
I'll have to double check with Ben, so don't quote me on this, but I'm pretty sure the Girls of Madison was his group's COB300 project this past year. He was talking to me about it two weeks ago but I was so fucked up I only remember staring at some hot chicks on his computer screen.

Re: It's Friday and I'm bored - Goodspeed - 10-13-2009

Mike Wrote:http://www.thegirlsofmadison.com/

Christ in heaven.

Whatever happened to jmaddy? It was such a douche fest, but they had a similar thing going IIRC.

Re: It's Friday and I'm bored - Maengelito - 10-13-2009

huh huh huh

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Re: It's Friday and I'm bored - JustinG - 10-14-2009

Doggie Flu....protect your dog. Really?

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Re: It's Friday and I'm bored - HAULN-SS - 10-14-2009

I've discovered something amazing

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Re: It's Friday and I'm bored - TorinoCobra070 - 10-14-2009

study break:

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Re: It's Friday and I'm bored - HAULN-SS - 10-14-2009

K

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This will make you LOL at work.

Re: It's Friday and I'm bored - Mike - 10-15-2009

TorinoCobra070 Wrote:study break:

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i don't know why that's in this thread?

Re: It's Friday and I'm bored - Mike - 10-15-2009

HAULN-SS Wrote:K

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This will make you LOL at work.

awesome.

Re: It's Friday and I'm bored - WRXtranceformed - 10-15-2009

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Re: It's Friday and I'm bored - JustinG - 10-15-2009

Mike Wrote:
TorinoCobra070 Wrote:study break:

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i don't know why that's in this thread?

I have this as vacation reading, looking forward to getting into it in a couple of days.

Re: It's Friday and I'm bored - Mike - 10-15-2009

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Re: It's Friday and I'm bored - Ryan T - 10-15-2009

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